phil

Your dick likes blak dudes?

Sam the new girl is sexay. Id hit it, but I think I'm brining my own, any1 selling roofies?

It was funnier than hell but so odd at the same time

I agree with. 90% of what u said, but wayne has the best combos ever. Get past the grunts and laughs and he is very close to the top. Cassidy was the shit, but half his albums were doody. Drake has made 4 albums now. Technically, 3 mix tapes 2 albums. Don't know why but watever, talib is great but I think lup gets him all day. I say em is great prolly top 5, but relapse was so bad and his shit is starting to sound the same. My top 5 Jay Wayne Andre 3k Kanye ( music no personal I know u fags hate him) Em Drake ti common lupe and jeezy finish off top 10

Phil pulls bitches way better byches than rhett will ever conversate with. Phils swag > rhetts life. Phil is reffering to himself in 3rd person cause its so cool

In comparison to where u went, cg is way clasy and none of this happened at a club, this was a private party

Benjamens? No one says that anymore man, and if u listen to wayne I guarentee you will change ur mind. He has freestyled every lyric for the past 5 yrs. Jay does the same, if u can't satnd andre u don't know rap. Em is jus reputable cause he's played more than anyone on the radio. Cassidy puts together the best punch lines or all time, drake has a differnt style, and ti tells the best story plots. You don't know shit about rap so how can u even say who is good and who isn't?

Moxie, played out, bro rape. You know this day in age with all multi media access you would know these phrases are "played out"l wens the last time anyone mentioned bro rape? I did the 3rd person thing not because I'm cool, but in refference that this guy. Doesn't lie. And I didn't mean classy in a bitch u would take home to mom dukes, I meant classy for a stripper. And in comparing rachels to columbus gold. Id say cg is fucking classy. Now you on the other hand love mel I don't have to be a celeb cause u sir follow me like twitter. There is no room left on this band wagon, but. Jog close maybe one day ill let u hop on wen I boot someone else off.

Exapmle- you met my dad , take 10 more guys jus like him, rent out a party room, or someones basment, 5 dtf strippers and 4 bottles of goose and hennesy. What do you get? 3 strippers fucking, my dad getting blown next to me ( odd I kno) and a bitch shoving a bud light bottle up her asshole. Not the lil end either. And then poured it down some dudes throat, while still in her ass. I spent 20 and had 1 drink. , they do it for every big sporting event. Michigan osu is suppose to be the next party.

Em? Um top 5 not the best. Jay is the best, wayne in 2nd, andre 300 ti drake big boi then em. Don't give me the bigie speal, great for his time, but the game has changed and current rappers all out spit him. Technically I put cassidy up there but u don't know shit about that. And swag has meaning, u jus don't comprehend the reality behind it.

Do it from a public computer or a libaray

greatest rapper of all time. :gtfo:

If you have no swag then it isn't intended for you. Phil has swag. Check my fresh

Oh paul, I understand ur excitment, I really do, but if u do it right, man that shit can be classy and great at the same time. You do it with rhett, and yes u have a few giggles, and u carry ur dude out the bar. But if u do it with me, 1 drink, 20 bucks and ull never wanna leave my man. Ill call u for the next private party.

Warm up tha buses cause I'm about to send em home!!! Rule 1. Never take a stripper home- you weren't the 1st person of the nite Rule 2. Never fuck a stripper in the strip club. You arnt the 1st or 2nd persn of the nite Rule 3. Never fuck a stripper. She has fucked every1. Now go get checked, cause the white stuff rolling out the tip of your dick ain't normal. Rule 4. If your gonna hit on any women at a strip club, make sure her clothes don't come off for money. Aka bar tender, waiter, manager ect Rule 5. If you can't make it rain, sit in the back and only pay for exciting dancers. I.e pussy popn, ass droppers, bitches who play with the pussy, or bitches who are maken it squirt. Yes it gross but entertaining. Phil don't hate, phil tells troof. And troof is, you were posting while in the trio joint. So this goes to show, that shit was weak as fuck. Phil doesn't do strip clubs anymore. Phil does private parties with the fellz. Next time ill invite you, and u can do the same thing I did the 1st time. Pick ur jaw up off the floor. And idc what happened, NO 1 got any pussy last nite so I win. Pussy and money trump all. Seeing as I kept my $ and got pussy, while u waisted $ not getting pussy. You lose 2 fold my man

Someone let your work on a car? What did you do, check tire pressure? Change the oil? Rotate floor mats? That's a total $20 job, you musta had a crazy line out you garage for your services.

Oh so your a stripper now makes cents, due to the fact no one gets paid the 1st wk of there job you idiot. Where are you working btw?

really? How is that? It takes $ for them hoes to get on the wood. What are you gonna do, dance your way into a lapdance? I don't believe strippers work on the barter system sir. If you woulda went someone would have to pay for you, i. Don't kno how much fun a girl is gonna have paying for you to get a lap dance, maybe just best for you to stay home

First off this story blows: why you ask, I shall tell you... You go to a trio joint on a Thursday. They only reason for "drink specials, is cause thursdays suck ass you retard. Fri and Saturday. Number two, the strip clubs are only fun if you go with people who kno wat they r doing. You and rob know nothing about strip clubs, so I'm sure paul will never go back. You get a dude pissy drunk past out at a table, and have to drag him out of a TITTY bar. Who does that, spends that much on drinks and doesn't spend an equal amount on lap dances and blow jobs. Newbs. Then u go to dream girls , no comment. Drive 10 more minutes and go to columbus gold. Atleast there's quality. And my favorite part. You call girls at the end of the nite. Were they atleast legal this time? Can they get in the bars if need be? Probably not , so u get mad wen this young dumb bitch says some dumbness and you take her home without getting the dome or the ass. My calculations say you rob john and paul are 4 of the biggest failures I've met. You spent atleast $100 to get ur drinks drank by std promising whores, thrown out, waffle house, and a waste of gas wiithout getting any dicks wet. So glad I stayed home and got blown twice while watching football. For $0

I mean u said unless I got somthing to run I shouldn't talk. Well I do so wats up??.

I wouldn't bet on it either if I were you. You will lose.

I got sumtin rite now. Wat u wanna do. Put up some $...

Wax

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