phil

HMMMM... You, your wife, and this website are a cancer to racing. You don't realize how big of a joke this site & you are in the community. You damn near cried when you saw how big our event was getting. You blamed Chris Lane for your issue. No one likes you, FACT. I was told 100x that if CR was apart of my event, people wouldn't show up. How fucking pathetic is that? I still offered you a chance to go in, you low balled me an offer so ridiculous that I wanted to walk away. I didn't, and had to sit in your home and listen to you cry about how everyone likes me and no one supported you. There is a reason no one supports you, You are not real. You are a whiny, overly angry, self proclaimed king dick. Your car is an outdated piece of shit, hate to be the first one to say it to your face, but your shits garbage. Yeah it runs good, but its a pile still, you got butt hurt and made up every excuse in the book when Steve shit on your own record, over and over. You even went to the track that night to get it back, but your life sucks so bad it didn't work out. Thank god Wagner, Linn, and sam still post racing videos of racing. Thats about the only racing that gets done anymore.

that was nasty as fook

straight line promotions has more on topic conversations about racing this summer alone than cr has had since 08. You only race at your own events that you have everyone else pays for. Perks of being the boss but you're a glory time driver, I would use the word Racer loosely when it pertains to you :no:

BECAUSE RACEWAGON

My car, is by no means a race car. Its a junk pile being tossed together when Im not busy doing other things, but I still have been 100% envolved in the race scene this yr, like every yr. I snap my fingers and I can set an event up just like that. If it is really needed for me to race, its not hard to do. You dont want the car done any sooner than I do, you would just be handing over your lunch money

I only do it to drag you into the conversations lol :gabe:

Comeback rating: 5/10 You were on the verge of something there, it was at the end, but your opening rant was just garbage. You want some cred on your stay here on CR? Lets make this clear, you have been on this site and no one has ever once mentioned you + racing. You are salt in the pepper shaker big man, a cow in the horse stable, a frog in the fish tank. I can easily hold a conversation about a million other topics, but I came to a " Racing" site to talk racing. Other forums have been quite succesful when kept on topic, but CR is the only place where you can start a racing subject, and every fat fuck with a prius wants to argue spelling and grammer. I can easily pull the 4 ugliest bitches that i have let suck my balls, and the worst one is still better looking than the baddest bitch you jerk off to. LETTUCE BE HONEST, when is the last time a woman ( without being paid) has lifted that sloppy, sweaty, stomach up to see what is under there? My guess, minimum, 5 years.

Too dumb? I think not you heavily overweight turd. I only call you a turd cause you aren’t shit. You parade around here like you have some "O.G" entitlement. Yourself legendary status on this site is really not as special as you presume. Yes you are a ninja with the keyboard, but you are on a racing site( i use these words loosely round here) and have nothing to contribute to the focus of what the site should be about. You are the reason CR isn't better, if we could move you fat, sloppy, key strokers out of here, there would be 20 members that actually promote the theme of this site, and the avg weight would drop 350 lbs. I may be a slut, but no matter how slutty I am, I wouldn’t fuck anything that you have had a conversation with. EVER.

are you still waiting? if so then you have no outside life... Im just saying, btw, I didnt laugh at anything you said so you cant be that funny. I would also like to point out, anyone that states their membership join date (ANYONE) should choke on a .45. Having a members only jacket for the class of 03' , is as cool as thornes rhyno painted shit box.

CR is what happened to racing... CR is not about real racing,CR is about HP#s, gardening, people letting out zoo animals, and the shitty chatbox. CR is the farthest thing from racing. This is Columbus Recreational. Here is what I have summerized from this disaster: A. I can make a thread, and you lonely dick grabbers will make this shit 10 pgs long B. Jones, If you never lined up against John then you didnt beat him. Clearly you dont know how racing works. Why show you oppenent your full hand before the contest? Im sure Urban Meyer sends his playbook to Michigan every yr. C. Comparing checks on cr is the 2nd lamest thing since FSS twinkie pic D. The trolling has been had here, feelings and emotions spilled over like a chick not knowing her period is coming. E. Patterson loves to mushroom stamp Dozzer, I seent it. :masturboy: F. Phils DSM LOL ( Junk Pile from Hell) G. Sams abs motivate me to work out.... I want white abs

LOL stereotypes I personally love a good bose stereo, great qaulity, a little pricey, but hey you get what you paid for....AMIRITE?

Only a chach like you would respond with such responsibility! grow some man nuts in your tight ass khakis and tell that ghetto hillbilly how you really feel.. CALL HIM A WIGGER!!! isnt that what rich white people call poor white people? :fuckyeah:

fitty two semdy- fife bux

who let Mr. Allen out of his hospital bed? so angry, so descriptive, so sexaully charged. Too much detail was put into jones lips, cum, and tim. You had it until you went into what seems to be vivid detail, so vivid it was almost like you were there. A fly on the wall so to speak. Knowing you, i bet you stayed & watched the encounter. Were you turned on by Tims groce knees or Jones sense of fashion? So much for racing, CR should be better

the jetta runs fine :dumb: the dsm is close enough to swallow the bullet, but i dont like the taste of lead and metal. Plus vacations are so much easier than turning wrenches and busting knuckles. If i was in a serious hurry, it could be done in about a week, but im in no hurry, and no real incentive to spend another $2500

thats why I stopped working on the dsm. Id rather enjoy my life vs buying go fast parts and eating pb& j sammiches.

lock it in son.... I need atleast $50 set aside to even make an appearence.

doubt it...:fuuuu:

If it were... Who would you call out? Who would you want to see race? would you run 1/8 or 1/4? Are sams abs worth the price of admission? :masturboy: Would fat shit stay out of the sand pits? Is anthonys car fast? ( Gray or Green? ) Would Cordell come out of retirement? Fastest pushed car? My DSM, WIGGINS lambo, or ImStock2? What would make a more entertaining fight? KennyFnPowers vs Jones, or any minority vs Tim (PDGP or whatever)

BECAUSE RACECAR

I just had the grumpy cat smile.... Im so happy right now http://i1252.photobucket.com/albums/hh574/pwoodland1/happygrumpycat.jpg

this car flys!!! It is one of the better Turbo stangs around. GLWS

Not everyone follows this thread like a twitter account like you. I can easily say I haven't read 3/4 of this thread.

coming up 71 at 345- 4pm. I work in Grove City so I see you pass me while I wait at the 71 exit that is always backed the fuck up