phil

you would defend your pet

the responses are amazing

a lil:( i just missed a semi and a mini van. two cars swirved around me and a honda accord slammed the brakes. it was pretty bad

my best one yet. btw shes a swinger me:when you going to let me tap that? her: im going to a party this weekend you should be my date me: cant wont be in town her: come to my house now, my husband isnt home til 3 me: i can drive my car her:i want dick faget, ill come pick you up me:umm are you going to violate me? her: i want dick, im already on my way im so scared

and to think, i called you this morning for help. you worthless bastard

that shit still makes me cry when i think about it. cliffs brandon and i get trashed, my gf drives us home. he takes his ta home, i think atleast, i get a call 4 min into my passedoutness, and he says i hit a fire hydrant. i get there totally trashed, he is in the back of the cop car, and the cop says i need you to drive his car home, this man is drunk, my reply is," officer do you want a mcgriddle? im hungary as fuck" he says umm no, so i walk over to the cop car knock on the window and say " brandon, you want a mcgriddle?" i come back from mcdonalds, the cop hands my drunk ass the keys and i drove the shit out of his car for 3 miles. and i mean drove the piss out of it, 1-3rd while the cop was watching.

you dont own a t/a anymore, you came out of the gheyness:p

all t/a owners are ghey...... yupp i said it

greg ill dock with you

lets go

why didnt you just get her a v6 camaro???

still no response, time to find the ski mask

i just texted a chick i met at the bar sat nite me: hey whats up her: good morning me: wen you going to let me tap that her:ummm seriously? me:ummm yea her: i was really drunk that nite at the bar, maybe you should delete my number if you think im a slut me: whoa whoa whoa, dont get all butt hurt now, just answer the question her:bye me: i love you!!!! her: you are being a creeper me: i know where you live, dont make me stalk your bushes her: im calling the cops me:keke ill rape the cops to her: no response where did i go wrong??? lol

i have had your racquet in the car for 2 weeks, and keep forgetting to text you. or you dont respond to my texts cuz your watching shanton mow grass. and i was on the gas, i barely tagged it and the car went ape shit and took me on a roller coaster

i try to avoid your weird ass at all times:p

pulling the car in the garage, pulling the wheels off and waiting for dad to get home to take his car and get the tires changed that way.

you make good point. but i doubt i could take the freeway there, or anything over 25 mph, id have to find the longest route over there, get them installed, and then itll be like 1pm. i leave at 4. im going to get a dick in my face for atleast an hr telling me how shitty i am, and how much of a waste i am. verizon doesnt care about anything but whats been done recently.

its kew man thanks, im gonna get assraped either way

8am

well maybe you should blame rob, since the car was in his possesion at the time. he was responsible for the vechicle and if it gets destroyed in his possesion then its his fault. but i forgot, you worship the ground he walks on, hes your buddah, you would commit a terrorist act for his approvel. wen you sex your gf you think of rob, wen u go to work, you think, i wonder what rob is wearing rite now, you dont go to the shop to see how the progress is going, you go to get your daily fill of eye candy while looking at rob covered in greese and oil and all you can think of is how easy it would be to wrestle him to the ground and do work. god your a faggot

delete that goldiggers number rite now. she cunt be trusted

hmmm i sense you are only picking the black folk as suspects. heres a wizzy note, how many black people came to robs gathering the nite your car was drawn on? id prolly say 0. god your ignorance kills me:gtfo:

thats the nicest thing youve ever said to me:( but thanks

me:wen you going to let me tap that gf: never, you didnt txt me back last nite, blah blah blah complain complain me:no response me: wen you going to let me tap that tiffany: im leaving the bar rite now, can i borrow a pair of shorts wen i come over me: no bitch your sleeping naked tiffany: well open your door then and let me in winner

ok i live in reynoldsburg and have to drive to sawmill for work everyday. i picked up the car last nite from robs shop and the car has almost bald DRAG radials on the car still. my rodeo is broke hince why i tried driving the car in the rain. not the smartest thing ive ever done, seeing as this is the first time ive driven the car since the transformation. i barely made it to 270 before it started spinning and spun around rite off the ramp. it was the scariest shit ever. i tried to keep my cool, but the warm trickle down my leg let me know i failed. horribly. i limped the car off the freeway and did 15mph all the way home. now i have to call off work and get my ass ripped tommorow for not coming in. this shits weak. i need regular ass tires, fuck radials