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phil

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  1. NO!!!!!! you cant triple me bitch
  2. well our balls arnt touching, but sott is cupping my balls, and pauls balls are on my knee. so who really knows whats conisidered gay. we need one more partner for a complete circle jerk
  3. so im sitting at scotts house with paul and scott, its not gay if we are all naked is it?
  4. ii felt a mild pressure in my buttocks, i didnt mind though. i figured it was her getting kinky.
  5. i know people who know people who sexed some people who are in hard times and need to sell there fbody
  6. but it was soooooo good. i knew i felt a ninja on top of me. you werent humping her, you were humping me:p
  7. paul and i are going streeet racing to chipoolte on 256. the we are going to street race back to scotts house for the massive mmm gang bang. mmm means man on man on man, craigslist has it. speaking of craigslist, there is some gross shit on there in the men for men section. dudes want to dick suck eachother and ghey shit. shits ghey. welp im going to take a shower now, i had sex with my gf last nite and my balls keep sticking to my legs, its a lil gross. im not sorry for the thread jack, shitty threads need to be taken over with senseless small talk by me anyways. im the coolest guy on cr anyways.
  8. mother Fn cicis. im in there hmmmmm peanut butter jelly, peanut butter jelly, peanut butter jelly, with soda on the side.
  9. tripple post, scott called and ruined my wanking, so now im back in here. question, if you had 8k to build a car, would you go turbo ls1, or build monte carlo? (85-87) not saying these are my choices, just food for thought.
  10. have you ever sat at home on your day off and think, im going to get alot of shit done today, and the more you think about it, the less you know your not going to do cuz you lazy. for example, i was suppose to go to lifetime and sign up today, didnt do it yet i was also suppose to put my motor back together. havent started i was suppose to go practice and work out, guess what hasnt happened. you know what i have done, woke up, took a shit, ate some chicken(fuck you all who are about to comment on black people and chicken), walked the dog to take a shit, and thought about masterbating. its a lil tough though when your posting on cr though. ill brb, i need to jerk it.
  11. so i woke up this morning an relized that snow had fallen on the ground. i think to myself oh shit, im going to break out the new snow blower dad just bought, only comes to find out the fucker got up at like 7am to use it before i could. what a motivated piece of shit.
  12. paul that picture in your sig would have looked so much better if your car wasnt in it. just some friendly advice for next time. :thumbup: im paying 0 attention to this noob, so this thread just turned into a chatroom.
  13. i knew you were lying
  14. rip ttslowz it was short lived
  15. :gtfo::asshole: new kid is hilarious, i may skip practice for this. sike
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