i will hire all of you as ball suckers. $10 an hour, no sharing, you each get one ball. no touching the shaft, just the sack.
benefits: touching the softest balls in the U.S Of the world, knowing that you can be anything you want to be, and being my person balls sauna is the best job ever.
sniffing my ass after chipolte
and last but not least, knowing who i am.
contact me with any questions concerns, and please bring resume.