What a dumbass Lima, Ohio -- Police say a man who had been drinking stabbed himself while investigating a noise at his front door. He told police he had grabbed a small knife and then tripped, cutting himself in the stomach. Police say they found the 31-year-old man bleeding and highly intoxicated at his home in Lima early Sunday. The Lima News says he was treated for a small cut to his abdomen. No charges were filed. Link to article.. (already copied above) http://www2.nbc4i.com/news/2011/jan/03/intoxicated-man-stabs-self-while-checking-noise-ar-348446/