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  1. I spent the last hour and a half telling the University of Saskatchewan how to run their data center. When they hinted at wanting me to come up there to help, I pointed out I am sitting in 73 degree, sunshiny weather....and they are at 15 degrees with a negative windchill......

    Though I may consider letting them know I can support them remotely.....

    did you charge them for the 1.5 hours :D

  2. MAGDEBURG, Germany, Jan. 26 (UPI) -- A German man won a brand new $32,000 Mini Cooper by having the word "MINI" tattooed on his penis during a broadcast.

    Organizers said Andreas Muller, 39, of Saxony-Anhalt, won the radio station contest by coming up with the wildest Mini-related stunt to earn the vehicle, The Austrian Times reported Wednesday.

    Muller had his sex organ tattooed during a live broadcast, and listeners heard his pained exclamations during the process.

    "Once I'm sitting in the car, it won't matter anymore. Then the pain will be gone and it'll be alright," he said. :wtf:

    http://www.polijam.com/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=53232:mini-penis-tattoo-earns-man-a-car&catid=:odd

  3. Thurs Jan 27, 2011 - Albuquerque police said a supermarket worker accused of handing out a yogurt sample contaminated with semen was arrested on outstanding bench warrants.

    The Albuquerque Police Department said officers were called Tuesday to the Sunflower Market by a woman who said store employee Anthony Garcia, 31, gave her a free yogurt sample contaminated with "bodily fluid," KRQE-TV, Albuquerque, reported Thursday.

    The woman told police she spit the sample out because it tasted like sperm.

    Police said they are running tests on the sample.

    "We found where she basically spit out the possible evidence," Sgt. Trish Hoffman said. "As far back as I can remember this is the first time that we've ever dealt with this."

    Investigators said Garcia was arrested on two outstanding bench warrants, one of which was for failure to appear for an arraignment on two counts of criminal sexual contact of a minor.

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