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Gixxus Christ!

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  1. That doesn't look like a kitchen, someone should tell her. Btw, what a dumb fucking lazy cunt, just tossing packages out the window. I'd take that straight to her supervisor and have her disciplined.
  2. Uh oh, a new chick and she's cute. I give her 4 days before the fucktards drive her away.
  3. I had a yellow jacket get down inside my riding jacket once and sting me from neck to navel. No fun at all. I was pulling into work and people stopped and stared as I stopped in the middle of the lot and frantically fumbled with my zipper and failing because of my cheap gloves. Altho scruit, you shoulda let it get you once in the prick, just for a photo op, because that's the biggest anyone will ever see it.
  4. Its a garage door opener remote, I soldered leads to the board so you can put a button somewhere on your bike and bingo, convenient garage door opening. $20. II'm not shipping it, ill meet you or whatever. Will work with any genie intellicode opener.
  5. Lol, nothing like riding a two-wheeled typewriter among a bunch of Harleys.
  6. Mind = blown. I've wasted my life not finding a solution to this problem.
  7. Should have known by whether it was an interference engine or not that the valves were bent. I'd tell him to get fucked on that $500.
  8. I did one once, that was enough for me. Better off going on the ORDN group rides, but someone usually lays a bike down at those...
  9. Depends on how you ride. You have grip, wet performance and lifespan. You will never get 100% of all three in one tire. If you commute with occasional spirited sport touring then get a bt023, contimotion or similar tire. If you plan on scraping pegs daily, a more sport oriented tire like bt016 or Dunlop d203 or something similar would be better.
  10. A guy in massillon owns a place alled Erie street leather. He makes his own belts, as wide and thick as you want. I talked to him for a while about gunbelts, he made his own and has made several for other customers. Worth checking out if its not too far of a ride.
  11. First you dress like a pirate. Then you ride your open pipe hardly to a bar and immediately start drinking beer at oh, 9am. As your 'brothers' show up you can talk about all the time you've spent with them riding in a straight line at 5 under the speed limit. Then you get a route that you either tape to your tank so you can read it, or your back so some gravel-voiced skank with a face made out of beef jerky can read it and scream the directions into your ear over the wind and exhaust noise. When its time to start, you slam down one last beer and don your safety gear, an American flag bandana. Then you follow the route that takes you to five bars. At each bar you drink more beer and pick a card. If you make it to the party at the end, you turn your cards in. Prizes are usually for best poker hand, worst hand, fastest time and ugliest girlfriend. At the party you eat food from crock pots and aluminum roasting pans that's been sitting out for three hours, had countless flies land on it and been touched by every other bikers jackoff hand. You don't care because you've moved onto jack Daniels. Proceed to party down until some guy gets relly drunk and starts a fight. During the confusion, run out with all the cookies and go home.
  12. If you can't hit the bottom, bang the shit outta the sides.
  13. One of my fb friends also told me about a gourmet popcorn place up there that has buckeye flavor. We may have to spend some extra time in Hudson lol...
  14. Sounds like we will be doing some sight seeing. We are heading up out of massillon and stopping off in Hudson to visit heathers heat and flavor to get some spices and sauces and check the place out. Will probably arrive in Geneva around 2, check-in isn't till 3 so we will have some time to kill, probably drive around, get the lay of the land. I plan on having a rather high BAC by around dusk, hopefully pass out early so I don't stay up and drink myself into a super hangover for Saturday. Looking forward to this trip, we haven't gone anywhere since our yearly Valentine's day trip to Amish country hot tub cabins.
  15. .22 is hard to get right now, along with every other popular caliber. Most places that have it also have a limit of one or two boxes.
  16. Glad she's on the mend, hoping for a speedy recovery.
  17. How are the cops? Ya know, for those wineries that are too far to stumble back to the hotel from...
  18. Heading up there next weekend with my fiancee, neither of us have been there before. I know its full of bars and restaurants, just want suggestions on best food/service, best drink prices/hottest barmaids, etc... Taking the car up because she needs to bring 5 bags for a fucking weekend trip so don't tease me with places to ride.
  19. Nitro express 400. Shoot it while riding a busa at $1.87. Go big or stay home.
  20. Good looking bike. If I ever give up the bandit I would consider a triumph.
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