ninjachic

She went to the movies and sat next to everyone.

She went to the movies and was the only one who left after the movie!!

Thanks ninjachic and you can always be my wingwoman

Anytime!!!!

everybody knows you have a sweet spot for me don't lie. There are witnesses.

I really am nice most the time Ms kitty cat girl.

oh yeah baby, you know I just cant live without you!!!

Rule #1: Never browse OR before or while eating.

Unless you have a strong enough stomach!!!

Wow. Just wow....

Yeah I know.

Ms. Kitty- welcome to the chaotic drama known as OR and yes MT is full f shit. He like the "special" child of te forum

Mr. Anderson- if a girl is cool enough to talk to you, don't be scared!

Mr. Jellybean- I could've been a better wingman!!

note to self, do not take sudefed before bed. now I cant sleep.

An elderly man was stopped by the police around 2 am and was asked where he was going at that time of night.

The man replied, "I'm on my way to a lecture about alcohol abuse and the effects it has on the human body, as well as those of smoking and staying out late."

The officer then asked, "Really? Who's giving that lecture at this time of night?"

The man replied, "That would be my wife."

Wal-Mart announced that, in 2013 it will begin offering customers a new discount item; Wal-Mart's own brand of wine. The world's largest retail chain is teaming up with Ernest & Julio Gallo Winery of California to produce the wines at affordable prices in the $2 to $5 range to compete with Trader Joe's Two Buck Chuck.

Customer surveys were conducted to determine the most attractive name for the Wal-Mart wine brands and varieties. The top surveyed names in order of popularity were:

10. Chateau Traileur Parc

9. White Trashfindel

8. Big Red Gulp

7. World Championship Riesling

6. NASCARbernet

5. Chef Boyardeaux

4. Peanut Noir

3. I Can't Believe it's not Vinegar

2. Grape Expectations

1. Nasti Spumante

The beauty of Wal-Mart wine is that it can be served with either white meat (Possum) or red meat (Squirrel).