ninjachic

Oh yeah. I've been wanting it all day!

I'll take the couch!

I just got home from work!

Well I'm finally off work so let the sniffing begin and I'm gonna enjoy me some apple pie moonshine!!

me either!!!!

I offered to have people come watch!!!

Guess you just havent posted enough in the last 7 days...

oh now I get it. haha. Lots of those were in the funny pic thread. Like i said I like to have fun

hey is that an old one? cuz that is NOT what I see on my screen.

well good for you. i hate liars and deceivers.

well I suppose that would work. You just need to cum find me first!

see you cant just offer me tequila. Then I'm just gonna turn it down because I already know what your up too. Nice try there noob!

Wish I could but I am pretty sure that has gluten in it and I cant have it. Hence all the liquor I drink.

only when i drink tequilla...

Not on the first night of meeting someone. Unless they really know how to push my buttons.

Not gonna say who. And it wasn't that anything they did is a turnoff. I've made it very clear I'm not here to get involved with anyone. That's all.

Hey it's all good. I was just gonna make it into a joke but you just killed that. Haha

yeah of course I don't care. I find amusement in everything.

What did expect me to lash out? Oh come on, it's not that time of the month.... I'm not a raging bitch. And that's what the anti crazy pills are for anyways.

I would but they probably wouldnt like my available hours because of my full time job. Kind of cant just quite that one. I have too much money invested in it already.

Oh and also forgot to mention that there are only a very select few on here who have tried to make it more than just raunchy humor and have tried to get all over me. No I am not going to tell you who they are or even how many, because that's just cruel which I am not. So it really is just all in good fun. Don't Cause Drama. Have Fun!

oh and as far as "the sniffin" goes, hey that just makes my day better because it is funny and doesnt mean anything other than just a little raunchy humor. that's all. join in. trust me you'll have fun.

If I had more rep, You get one for that. I have a full time job where I deal with nothing but stuck up, ignorant people with no patience what so ever and a stupid muttacunt receiptionist who constantly breaks shit and doesnt know how to do her job. (speaking of which i am in need of a replacement motherboard for a computer she blew up if anyone can help me locate it). and my second job is a mall job - no explination should be needed. I cant have fun at work. So right now you guys all help with that. I can be myself and well most people can take it and understand it and its that much better. A little different because usually I piss of the girls and not so much the guys but whatever. I know how to have a little fun. Do I have the ability to go a little overboard here and there? Yes i will admit that. Sometimes I forget Im a girl or something, idk. I've always been "a part of the guys" and there for have a tendency to act like a guy. I just wanna have fun. That's all. So Im a little different who cares. I'm laughing and that's all that matters to me.

Wow. Haha. I'm am crying I am laughing so hard right now. I've had a crazy busy day and it's only getting worse and this thread just made my day. Thank you Kent I needed that today!

Yea Im curious about that too...