oOh god the text messages will probably go straight to my girl but i tryed it.   
Girl 1 (dont even know her, passed numbers at a show)   
me: ay girl, so when you gonna let me tap that? 
her: Lol wuuut 
me: ? 
she quit textin me back     
Girl 2 (girl i use to hang with)   
Me: ay girl, so when you gonna let me tap that? 
her: ha what? 
me: Did i studda? 
her: dont you have a girl friend? 
me: Im not sure yet, you gonna let me? 
her: why is that? 
me: Im waitin for you  
her: ha why? thats all so randomly silly! 
me: i got a question 
her: whats that 
me: when can i tap that? 
her: haha oh my gosh. I cant. did you see my myspace or somthing? 
me: no? what about it 
her: bc this all so random ha i havent talked to you in a while ha. But how are you 
me: bored, i got some tappin to do 
her: lol do it with your g/f!     
Girl 3 ( Best friends ex haha)   
Me: ay girl, when you gonna let me tap that? 
her:hahahahahaha llaawwwwllll 
me: ? 
her: what you just sent me? 
me: You gonna let me? 
her: haha, your funny funny 
me: i got a question 
her: what now.... 
me: can i tap yo azz? 
her: hahahaha.oh my god XD 
me: please  
her: i got one for you 
me: whats that 
her: when are we going to chipotle?                   
wow......when she said chipotle i was done hahaha and im eating it as we speak.