First:
Me: Aye, quick question.
Her: ok what is it
Me: When are you gunna let me tap that?
Her: what kind of question is that
Me: It's quite ambiguous, but an answer now would be great.
Her: hahahah idk lol u dork thats kind of a bold question to ask
Me: Okay, so how about a cookie for my effort and then you let me tap that.
Her: r u drunk
Me: Are my chances better if I am?
Her: idk
Me: I'm done with you.. I'm getting blue balls for pete's sake.
No response.
Second:
Me: Sooo, when you gunna let me tap that?
Her: Lol are u drunk
Me: Why, are my chances better if I am?
Her: No but it doesn't seem like something u would say
Me: LOL, I'm really just kidding. It's just a game I'm playing with some buddies to see what people would say.
Her: O
Her: I was gonna say what are you doing tonite, but...
Me: But what?
Her: You were just kidding
Me: FML.