today I pissed at the smaller urinal.. the one that's like a foot lower than the others. I had to piss so fucking bad when the flow began I leaned my head back and moaned for a good three seconds. When I came back to reality I looked down and saw a growing puddle of piss on the floor in front of me. I was peeing on top of the urinal and it was scaling its way down around the sides to the underbelly of the porcelain, down the wall, and onto the floor. I let out a high pitched giggle, spit a green looger on the urinal cake and didn't flush or wash my hands on the way out.
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