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Not Brian

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  1. it'll blow back up to $12k just like always
  2. Just randomly stop replying like you did with me about getting my floors done.
  3. Craigslist has some decent towers sometimes, as long as people aren't autistic with their descriptions. Find something with an SSD, 16GB+ of DDR3 RAM (DDR4 would be nice, but is expensive), 450-650+ power supply unit (PSU), and a competent video card. The case doesn't need lights and stickers. Also factor in peripherals like a mouse, keyboard, speakers, and monitor etc. if you don't have any of that.
  4. ask me if Camaros and country mix well
  5. Have you ever seen a grown man naked
  6. This Winter's bitchfest came later than usual..
  7. Trade through a dealership and roll that negative equity into the new loan. If you bought the car new, soap up for that bath. If not, it won't be as bad, but it'll still sting a bit.
  8. I sold a mountaineer many years ago for $500. Literally everything was broken on it except it started up and drove.
  9. he went black, in a cobra from o-fo' tried to come back, in a bimmer/es-fo' realized it's wack, only darkness for dr po'
  10. Don't buy from a woman, either. 90% of the time they've had empty pop cans and candy bar wrappers rolling around for years and their boyfriend finally cleaned all that shit out and maybe gave it an oil change once just to sell it. I swear to god man, every fucking time I get in the woman's car I'm like how the fuck do you clean the house but then you're able to live with this rolling landfill? "I was gonna get that, calm down" is the tape-recorded excuse.
  11. Anything with oldmantan makes the car look 5 years older than it really is
  12. Needs more girls in bikinis casually standing around while you drone on about how charismatic rust and dents are
  13. You just belong in a black sports car (hoping the track heroes don't attack me for using that term). I guess it's a mix of your reknown history in a black C5 and a sprinkle of newer Porsches being pretty-people/doctor cars? I don't know how to word that without seeming offensive, sorry.. the shoe just fits, in a good way.
  14. I remember every day that I've left Jordan's in a fun car. Getting handed the keys after 5 whole minutes of paperwork followed by that first giggle-filled rip onto the freeway and hour+ drive home playing with a fresh new sea of buttons. It's addictive. I don't even want to sell my car, but I want to buy another one from there. Anyway, congrats on the car. I can't think of anything else that screams "you" more than that thing.
  15. Grayscale is perfect because colors tend to reflect moods. If I had a yellow car I'd probably only appreciate it on days I'm happy, or feeling chill with some shade of blue, etc. I don't know about green.. that's just weird. Since I have a constant, underlying hatred for everything I can always be at peace with a (clean) black car.
  16. You're right, sorry, that one single example covers all cars across the world. I retract my previous statements.
  17. Almost anything you want in a 2018 is in a 2016 but you'll save thousands and actually own the thing.
  18. I followed a TTRS in that color to the freeway last week from Byer's. Looked fucking awesome.
  19. In typical CR fashion I'll go outside the box and ask why not buy a ~2 year old car that's already taken the depreciation hit? You could nab a '15-'16 Mustang with 10k miles for 20-something.. unless having brand new is an absolute must for some reason, where the high payments remain long after the newness wears off. I've done both, and would take the 2 year-old purchase over a lease every time. Something to ponder.
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