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Not Brian

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  1. That's not shallow that's a damn good reason
  2. M3's are like wearing a condom while fucking a boring hot chick while thinking about somebody else.. like.. a Z06. You already know you're going to end up with one, why fight it?
  3. Needs more lowered and stretched tires
  4. I don't mean to crap on your thread but my dad built a fireplace set in high school and gave it to me. The tools don't work very well but I keep them around because he's my dad.. he built them with his bare hands and I wouldn't sell them. Ever.
  5. Tilley that's the most effort I've seen you put into a post in years. I think you missed CR during your hiatus. It's cool that you're posting here again btw.. we need a "guy that everybody likes" around here. bar tonight? I'm bored.
  6. If she's chunky I'm fucking obese. That bitch is smoking hot
  7. Yeah it's not a fun cleanup.
  8. Kinda like when I pull out my half-empty bottle of strawberry lube when a new girl comes over..
  9. Not Brian

    Patter$on

    female just showed up with cookie dough and alcohol, night planned.
  10. Not Brian

    Patter$on

    Are your parents home? Is it your home? Do you have beer and pot?
  11. Not Brian

    Patter$on

    it was like right here somewhere http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v260/Ricochet16/yardpoop.jpg you should go look and post a picture
  12. Not Brian

    Patter$on

    I walked my dog over to poop in your yard but he pooped in your neighbor's yard
  13. You should buy a Trans Am and swap in a 5.3
  14. http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v260/Ricochet16/toasterdog4.jpg
  15. FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN
  16. mjrsplat your car looks worse in person. j/k but in your op you took a pic of my apartment complex
  17. Damn man that's awesome. Good luck.
  18. I was behind you in line at Advance Auto on 23 last Summer, your car looked and sounded great. Welcome to the site.
  19. LOL.. if we're gonna start plucking random videos off youtube I'll just say this trans am would be faster than your car on a hundred shot! (and so would mine btw)
  20. If you can't make it fast, slap on some ugly wheels and lower it. Right Andrew?
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