Here's what I would do: Keep the vette, buy a better Winter car/truck. No ~25k awd ragwagon will be as loud and awesome.. and you'll have nothing but regret if you try it.
If you get kidnapped and Bubba says he's gonna cut off your dick, then changes his mind and tickles your armpits with his penis then let's you go.. that's a great deal. (It's all relative)
A LAN line or a landline? I pay $100/mo for wow. I have the step above basic cable with one DVR box and 30mbps internet.
None of this helps, but you're getting boned by them somehow. Call and bitch and they'll drop it down.
Some spider built a web in the corner of my back door. Been there for like a week. At night I turn on the patio light and all the bugs in the world fly into his death trap. I start furiously masturbating staring out the door watching the spider flip the fuck out chasing all these little things bombarding his web and I'm like MOAR MOAR MOAR