Not Brian

How is that funny? I mean it would be kind of funny, if they were my friends or something.. I'd be like, "hey check out what John did!" and post it on facebook. But here it's just some dude tackling another guy. It has zero context. It's dumb.

He's Jamaican.

Alright.

http://i.imgur.com/5yZnTdf.jpg

Wow.

http://i.imgur.com/cacSfFf.png

That would be scary as fuck

$38k x 2 is $76k, which is not nearly $55k

That picture smells like voided warranties

They're not nearly twice as expensive.

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=4ad_1442308965

How the fuck did you manage to wiggle that thing in there? You got some skills.

I honestly foresee all manuals slowly dying away except pony cars and maybe a few shitboxes over the next 15 years.

What's with the license plate

My '14 weighs a bit under 3900. It's a Sherman tank but all the ZL1 suspension bits make it feel lighter.

I seem to be building a track record of enjoying the newest model until the bigger and better one comes out a couple months later. When I had the Mustang every kid at every gas station was like "nice car man, have you seen the 2015's?" In my head I'm screaming YES I'VE SEEN THE FUCKING 2015'S THEY'RE SO AWESOME WHY DON'T YOU ASK YOUR WELFARE PARENTS FOR ONE OH WAIT HAHAHA LITTLE FAGGET EAT MY SHIT. So yeah, can't wait for that again.

Let me know if you need somebody to come drink your beer and cheer you on.

Me too! http://www.landoverbaptist.net/images/smilies/gay-fight.gif

Spend the extra hundred bucks on a Samsung.

Okay, this one is kinda funny.

Thanks for the depressing video

Awesome!