Orion

Being a DOUCHE makes you the opposite of the people that oppose you, your mod status has nothing to do with it. And given what you started thr thread off with, you seem to be in opposition to yourself.

What other reasoning would you require outside of what I have stated up to this point? You would like me to defend my contention that you are LD, perhaps? EDIT: Hal appears to have answered for me. I will admit that it is possible that my amateur diagnosis is incorrect, but I thought to give you the benefit of the doubt and assume it was a handicap as opposed to referring to you as a Wal-Mart shopping, beligerently stupid white trash douchebag. It's still up in the air, really.

Hal and I rarely find ourselves on the same side of any argument, so your first point (which you cleverly(?) labeled your second point, because fuck math?) is rendered moot. Expand your sample size, and you will see that if anything, Hal and I have been at best contentious, albeit with a certain level of respect for what the other brings to the table. I have backwards, forwards, and all other ways, but regardless, I can only infer that you did not engage in any level of actual competitive athletics after reading your second (third?) point. A referee is as much a deterrent as he is a judge. Educate, and inform people of the rules and the consequences to breaking them, and the amount of times you would need to enforce those rules should go down, dramatically. I have already told you what a good mod is. I don't get mad at mods who "bother" me, as I have never been infracted or banned. I play by the rules all the time. I am offensive in the way I do that sometimes, and that bothers YOU. I am not hating on you because you nazi moderated me, Cordell, but because you would need to AT ALL. Also, your weekly cries for help leave a bad taste in my mouth, and make it impossible for me to have any level of respect for you. To your last, acting like you are "pretending" (playing) is an insult to the intelligence of everyone who reads this forum. Stop it.

Lol, got me there. That reads pretty funny, actually. Self deprecation can be a powerful tool to improve your standing in peoples eyes. Everyone can get behind a guy that can make a little fun of himself, right? So, making fun of yourself is actually going farther to prove I'm right, and that you obviously care about how you appear to us on here. If CR is only a source of entertainment for you, then I would postulate that you are not invested enough to be a competent moderator. Indeed, if you really don't care (which, as I said before, is an untruth, but let's assume for a moment, shall we?), then why would you even acquiesce to being a mod in the first place? Aside from that, your argument does nothing to discredit any of my points regarding "not giving a fuck", or "saying stupid shit on purpose." Neither of those is acceptable behavior for someone in a position of (even limited) responsibility. I think really, your best play at this point is just to go ahead and own that 1.) You don;t actually have any idea what you are doing, and 2.) you are doing an exceedingly good job looking dumb whilst you do it.

After reading this thread, I have concluded that Hal and Cordell have more in common than they think. Refrence my post in Cordell's "Self Hate" thread, and apply to Hal in this thread. There are still some things that are true, however, and I will post them here. 1.) WNAPLAY is learning disabled, there can be no other explanation. 2.) Cordell hates Hal, and probably me, but nowhere near as much as he hates himself. 3.) Moderators are like referees in professional sports. The more you know they're there, the worse job they are doing. Everytime something gets moderated, a mod is failing at his real job, which is to act in a way that dissuades people from doing things that need moderated. 4.) There are GOOD mods on CR. Really good ones. But some of you guys would be doing the board (and probably yourselves) a service if you closed your accounts yesterday.

Recycled thought is recycled. It's hard being the original. It always amuses me when folks proclaim that they "really don't care" and "post stupid shit on purpose" as some kind of justification for being made to looka dn afeel stupid by one of the more intelligent, learned members of CR. Both of those arguments are not only incredibly inane, but also flat out untruths. You would have me believe that you could be a doctor, but choose to be the fry guy at the local McD's because "I just enjoy it more", without any concern whatsoever for any of the other intangible benefits one choice has over the other. In this example, the doc is better paid, more than likely more well respected, and various and sundry other "better" things. Moving the metaphor back into the CR world, and acnowledging that I cannot speak to which of you makes more money, I CAN tell you that Hal is better respected, thought of as more intelligent and witty, and generally seen as a more stable individual than you are. Now for the second part of the argument. DO NOT try to convince us that you "Do not care" about the perception of yourself on CR. That is a flat out lie. The truth is "you post, therefore you care". There are several message boards that I only lurk on, because I don't care to get involved in the discussion, I am only attempting to locate information. There are several threads on CR that I don't care about, and you will know which ones they are, because I WON'T BE POSTING IN THEM. As soon as you hit "post reply", you have a stake in the conversation, and your reputation is on the line for the duration, even if only in a very small way. I don't even want to get into the psycho-analysis of a guy who CREATES a thread like this, and THEN goes on to try and convince us that he doesn't really care about the outcome. I'll leave that professional level evaluation to Tilly.

That is ridiculous. Average? Wow.

http://i60.photobucket.com/albums/h23/lhiannonshee/jack-sprat.jpg

No.

All of this, seconded.

Applying the "8 Mile" method to reverse trolling. I have nothing to add to that list, save that you are a very convincing actor. For whatever reason, whenever I think of you, this image comes to mind... http://i60.photobucket.com/albums/h23/lhiannonshee/Gothopotamus.png Like a depressed snufalufagus or something.

That is exactly what that is. They have a whole Olympics for you guys, go play in that. EDIT: In fact, I think that some of the events listed here are actually a part of those Olympics.

Lets stop pretending that A.) You would be the one doing the fucking, and B.) you are worried about the HIV.

Why is it not surprising to me that you would suggest something like this?

This thread vs. the entirety of CR's written history that has come before. You are a libility to whatever team you are on. Hell, if it were my team, I would ask for a handicap.

Seems alright to me, Buck. When I was a kid, I parked on the street. *shrug*

Fuck no, you are a liability.

*Does not qualify* Although, I too think this is a great idea, and much lulz will be had.

Plus 1 for compound fractures. Jesus dude, look at that thing!

U mad bro? Lollerskates. And also, BC wins this thread by.... LIGHT YEARS.

You're built too low, the fast ones go over your head! Hal, you didn't REALLY think that any of this crop of mods was going to step, did you? They are in a lose-lose situation in here. They decide to step up, and get blasted in front of everyone, thus proving that they are stupid (lose), they nazi moderate said lobotomy, thus proving that not only are they stupid, but you are right (Lose), Or, they delete this whole thread, and everything smart that you say in it, again, proving you right (lose). The thing that honestly surprises me most is that most of them were intelligent enough to discern that for themselves and stay the fuck out of here. Option d would be that they come in, represent, and don't get totally drowned by you, but I feel like that would be a long enough shot the Lloyds of London wouldn't even touch it.

Well, her too, then.:masturboy:

I could be sensitive for Jessica Rabbit.

Enjoy responsibly.

Says the holder of the "most sensitive mod evar" award.