Orion

"Pardon me, sir. Could you tell me how to get to the expressway?" "Fuck yo mama!" "Thank you, thank you very much."

It's the "X-Games", all the competitors are "amateurs".

I had low expectations, but this trailer is pretty damn funny.

This is so lame, that I can't even be bothered to mete out the thrashing that you deserve. Someone, handle this light shit, please?

Clowned.

Lol, badass.

Are we calling moto x a sport now?

True story. Hal and I are the only folks in here who can lay claim to that. The rest of you, gtfo.

How you likin that pie, Buck?

I'll be here. http://www.missilebases.com/adironback

Yup.

Pretty sure they have that already.

Yup, same odds of winning, but less odds that you will win it all. More than one ticket can hit, and in that case, the money is split.

True story. If you scooped 250 mil, blew through 50 of it (let me know how that goes, bruh. Write a book or film a movie or some shit about it, for realz), and then just put the rest in an annuity or some kind of balanced growth fund, you could reasonably expect between a 5 and 10 percent return per year. That means your annual take would be between 10 and 20 mil. So, you would be paid like Peyton Manning. Folks talk shit about how MC Hammer blew through 30 mil and wrecked himself financially. You could almost do that EVERY YEAR and then wait for Jan 1 to hit the reset button. Sickness. I would have fresh flowers delivered to my house daily. In my home, there would be a barbershop, and I would pay a barber to give me a hot towel treatment and warm foam straight razor shave every morning. I would play video games constantly, hell, I might even DEVELOP video games that I think wouldn't suck. I would sponsor shit. It would be the "Annual Kenny Adams CR Car Show Sponsored by DJ" At CState. I would spend a lot of time at camps for the needy and stuff, or trying to help folks through rehab (cause fuck drugs and alcohol). I would get myself a G6. And whenever I wanted to go to chicago, I would fly in that bitch. "What? Party in Valpo? Be there in an hour..." I might try to become a monority owner in a sports team. Something local. Maybe not anything awesome. Like the Clippers, or the Crew. After letting that interest build up for like 10 years, I would try and buy a team outright. I would go to every fucking OSU football home game and sit in a badass suite with my dudes. I would be sponteaneous as shit. Wife wants to see a black sand beach? Boom, G6 to that shit. My best friends son wants to meet Mickey? Blammo, off to Disney we go. Dad thinks that new Jag looks dope? Plop, how'd that new XK get in your dirveway? I would buy one of those old converted missle silos out in montana as an escape home. Zombie apocalypse? Fire up the heli and go pick up my peeps, time to go underground. Guns, food, fuel. Stockpiles of that shit, no joke.

Want.

Or, perhaps not.

This. Or you could play poker, and invest in your actual ability.

Ohhhh SANP! Uranus jokes never get old, lol.

Wow, that is intense. No one ever talks about Saturn, which I find odd, as it is nearly as big as Jupiter. Maybe it's just too far away.

How much detail can you really see in Jupiter? I always find it astounding that we can even see it from so far away.

I can relate.

I would do my damnedest not to let anyone know it happened. Probably clean up my place and sell it, eff the loss. Get a nice place with a little bit of land, pay off the little debt I have, get myself a nice new ride, and then start doing cool things for my friends anonymously. I would pay my dads house off and just put the deed in his mailbox. Set up trust funds for my best friends kids, and just put them in their name so the first contact they get is from the bank. I would travel more. Experience more of the world.

:masturboy:..... :lolguy:

Lol. Dude just straight stabbed the cow with a pocket knife. Cow was like "Ouch, cut it out."

Guess that means you're out.