Orion

http://kotaku.com/5650027/ My head exploded.

10 or 11, preferably.

"Fast enough for you, old man" Read that as Chris Walken, impersonating Harrison Ford in Star Wars.

Now, if I could only find one to Effing test drive. There aren't any in columbus, apparently. Yo, dealers, how the fuck are you gonna sell one if you gots none?

Yo man, I ever tell you about the time I had lunch with Laetitia Casta? That shit was awesome! My buddy and I were working at VSC (the Catalog warehouse, at easton) on second shift, and we went to lunch (which was at like 8 pm or something) and this young cutie in a sweatshirt and some jeans and a ballcap asked if she could sit with us. We were like, "yeah, sure". She had kind of a weird accent though, couldn't place it. Then my dude was like, "wait a sec, take off your ballcap", and she was like, "No". Finally, she lifted it up a bit, and my bro was like, "Dude, you are Laetitia Casta!" She was all embarassed and stuff, and asked us not to tell anyone. We spent the rest of lunch clowning her for thinking that disguise was gonna work. I mean, really, like she's mutherfucking Clark Kent or something... ...Also, her teeth were FUCKED UP! (But I'd still hit it)

Actually, in 0-60 comparo's, the WRX does it in 4.5 sec, while the STi does it in 4.8. Figure that one out. Seriously though, I have had a WRX, and I loved it.

You don't get to keep the rifle, either...

GSM vs. CDMA. No Iphone workie on CDMA.

So, if the frog is "Bachelor Frog", is the bird "Fraidy Bird"?

I imagine they make some serious bank, for sure.

Fuck. That. Shit.

I think you meant Minority. Majority rule would be...uh...Democratic?

I'm very sorry for your loss, Bill. Take heart that she is feeling no more pain where she is now, my man.

If it sucks, I don't want to watch it. I am assuming it sucks.

That was entertaining. What was dude supposed to be apologizing for?

Miami caused our players to make great plays on defense to take away the ball 4 times? Miami just stood around while our tema ran up and down the field on them? The crowd meant nothing to Miami, they just didn't "feel like" waiting for the snap to start blocking? Come on man. Did they make mistakes? Absolutely. But so did OSU. We were the better team today.

You guys really just need to bone and get that shit over with.

SSD = sex.

Tough. I would probably go with the regal though. i love the look of those cars. Interesting choice on the deisel, as well. More unique project.

http://www.artistdirect.com/entertainment-news/article/drummer-mike-portnoy-leaves-dream-theater/7636502 Sorry Ant, I know you love these guys. Sounds like the rest of the band wasn't for taking a break.

Dude, I cringe when I watch that. She got straight blasted. In related news, her AND her partner could get it.

Dude, remember when it was Algoreum? That sure was funny, the first time...back then...ten years ago.

True story. Also, Eli Loves Juice. It were a fact.

Awesome! I will use them to scam gay dudes on craigslist!

See thread title.