Yo man, I ever tell you about the time I had lunch with Laetitia Casta? That shit was awesome! My buddy and I were working at VSC (the Catalog warehouse, at easton) on second shift, and we went to lunch (which was at like 8 pm or something) and this young cutie in a sweatshirt and some jeans and a ballcap asked if she could sit with us. We were like, "yeah, sure". She had kind of a weird accent though, couldn't place it. Then my dude was like, "wait a sec, take off your ballcap", and she was like, "No". Finally, she lifted it up a bit, and my bro was like, "Dude, you are Laetitia Casta!" She was all embarassed and stuff, and asked us not to tell anyone. We spent the rest of lunch clowning her for thinking that disguise was gonna work. I mean, really, like she's mutherfucking Clark Kent or something...
...Also, her teeth were FUCKED UP!
(But I'd still hit it)