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well, thats unfortunate.

i hear sam is a professional herpestologist. i think i was 19 the first time i saw that picture.

then wed have someone to blame the "no child left behind" initiative on.

i never owned an ls6. i remember "owning" a certain white sti, though...

not that i need to defend myself, but here some background... i used to work at a title agency. when i first hired on, i (like eveyone else) was asked to fill out an affirmative action survey identifying wether i was a man or woman, and what my race was. well, they didnt have a "multiracial" option back then, so i chose "other", and wrote that in. about a week later my office gets a call asking to speak with me. i am brought into the office where all of the secretaries sit (about a dozen of them) and handed a phone with a lady from affirmative action on the line. she proceeded to ask me why i chose what i did, and what were my multiple races. when i said "white and black", she then told me that if i was 1 percent black, that i was supposed to select "black". out loud i said, "well, put me down as black then". the whole room went real quiet, with all of the white women looking at all of the black women like, "whats about to happen in here?". having been through this my entire life, i wasnt fazed. one lady, without even turning around in her chair to look at me finally broke the silence by saying, "why would you do that?" to which i replied, "because im black", and then walked out. for the next 6 months that i worked there, whenever someone did some off the wall shit, "because im black" became the default humorous reason. shit just kinda stuck. so, now i just kinda play around with it. i mean, i AM black, but its kind of funny. also, my dick is HUGE.

i kill me. (yeah, tina gets cute points)

i get that a lot. probably your monitor settings are fucked up. are smurfs green or blue for you?

gawddam! i thought I was a hairy mofo! chuck needs a norelco, stat! wondering how i havent seen that fight before. chuck was whuppin his ass for a second, then it was "put on your dancing shoes..."

http://i60.photobucket.com/albums/h23/lhiannonshee/DJdark2.jpg me, as the devil.

lol. sup chris. these weigh about 90 lbs. a piece?

another religion thread by thorne? i was wondering how long it would take, he was way behind his quota. youre an inspiration to me, bill.

wow, that was freaking funny. and dirty all at the same time. well played sir.

excellent skill, poor application.

its rec league. im sure well get blown out, but hey. any chance of an indoor team? indoor is a freakin blast.

i am a big fan of this. kudos, benz. now go make it happen.

if you need a fat, out of shape goalie with excellent credentials, im interested.

that was hilarious.

dug it.

comparing diablo 2 to a mmorpg is enough to convince me that you dont actually have a clue. its ok to be retarded, just dont lie about it.

"we do it fo dekorayshun, dats all. jus fo dekorayshun." "and what of the complaints?" "dats onlee in da mo'nin. yoo spose ta be fixin brefast in da mo'nin!" ah man, thats was some good shit. :woowoo:

i just tried it, and its harder than it would seem. apparently, is much easier to type than to say. it sounds weird, too. congrats on the numbers though. thats impressive.

lol. ok, while i get the analogy, i think you have understated it. i got my acura for 16k. brand new it was 30+k. its not that i think youre dumb for buying sunglasses, especially those that combine safety into the make. i think youre dumb for paying as much as you do for something that can (it seems) be purchased for much less. and for the record, i didnt say that i wasnt dumb too, just that i thought it was odd that you would advertise that fact. also, im probably just a little bitter that i cant wear sunglasses. (stupid fucked up eyes) hell, im about to drop like 650 on a video card fro my computer to feed my dork habit, so im at least as dumb as the rest of you. (maybe more) anyone looking to buy a nice, slightly used gaming setup?

not sure why you would want to advertise that youre stupid, but hey. seriously, $200+ for some SUNGLASSES? do they come with a tv? an mp3 player built in? i mean, damn...

i dont give a fuck if YOU want to e-beat him, I do. tell me, or death.

Biddddaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!