Orion

well, id love to water cool, but i ran outta money. so, sometime soon, maybe here. heres what i got sitting in a box in my living room... pentium e8400 3ghz. xigmatek hdt s1283 air cooler asus p5q mobo pc power and cooling 750 watt silent 2x2gb corsair dominator 1066 ddr2 evga gtx260 ftw edition (oc'ed to 650 mhz) cant wait to get this thing together and run crysis and cod4. whereabouts do you live at, biggu?

jeebus. that porsche looks like its made of blackchrome... sick.

what are you going to do with the old 900 case? i was actually, going to go pick one up today. just got a whole bunch of new toys to put in it.

and hes the best at it. side note, the panel after the one shown in the first post of this thread has wolverine sitting in the snow, missing his lower half, anf thinking to him self, "two miles. son of a bitch threw my legs two miles." pretty funny.

perhaps i am biased, but that same "relatively" simple process has taken me 11 years to seperate my fathers credit from my own. for the record, its not done yet.

credit does not work like the law. as far as the credit bureau's are concerned, you are guilty until proven innocent. you trying to tell me that if eli did nothing that his credit would not have been affected?

haha, please.

as mensan already stated, it was way more than 871 bones. in the numbers presented here, it was actually around 1900 bones (from negative 1033, to positive 871), not to mention what having a collections account on his credit would cost him in the long run on interest for things he buys, or even his ability to obtain financing.

truth is, damn near everyone you know whos ever been contected by a bill collector could probably sue for some type of violation, but they dont have the gumption or the knowledge to do so. eli does. bravo.

that was, indeed, a grand slam. ill happily accept my silver in this one.

what? i got all his quotes in there! sheesh.

my vote gos for spacghost on this one.

understandable.

i could probably just leave things at this, but...nah. come on man. if i had a nickel for everytime i heard that joke, id be able to pay everyone else back for all the jokes id stolen from them. huh. well, that was easy. uh, well, there was this... followed by some comments about a swinger party and how its "only gay if the balls touch" by a guy with "bro rape" for a moniker. not to mention the comments since then. youre into beastiality. its cool, just stop posting pics of it. (it has to be beastiality, because no effing way are any of those females (i think) human) if you are laying there late at night with your large lady, ill be in the room next to you with the large lady's hot friend. weve talked about this, wingdog. and if youre not laying next to any large ladies/horses/water buffalo, youll be here, like us, doing your best to win that gold medal. ya know whats even more worthless than being the fastest guy in the special olympics, though? being the slowest. enjoy your participation award, corky.

examples of said work are?

dude, and xbos is WAY faster than an f-body.

sometimes the problem IS the solution.

im trying to pick up on this thing here....let me know if im doing ok? http://www.columbusracing.com/forums/showthread.php?t=53711

i chuckled.

you ALMOST lost me when you said you were out making money. then it hit me, perhaps those women pay to be with you. if so, i gotta give you some props, cause even if its rhinoceros, pussy is pussy and getting paid to hit it is awesome...kinda. while i appreciate and thank you most humbly for your explanation of the word "women" for me as the plural form, could you also go back and help me hash out selction, fecies, and listend? im all for skipping punctuation, but at least spell your stuff correctly. thanks in advance. as far as the "bad moments" and them being "well documented here", just remember, it was you that posted those pics, "bro". i cant remember asking you who youd tagged, what they looked like, wether it was man or beast, and especially to prove it to me. i really dont care who it is you try to grow crotch fruit with, but it wouldnt suprise me if it was someone from ashville. more than likely, none of this is going to be humorous to anyone who claims "bro rape" as one of the funniest things hes ever seen. makes me wonder what your home life must have been like. well, ok, no it doesnt. it actually just helps to drive home the fact that you are a sick fuck who likes to brag about boning a hippo every now and then (how the hell does one keep a pachyderm on a leash, much less "several"?) and relishing the thought of being in "pound me in the ass" prison. al gore is retarded. every retarded person in this world is funnier than i am. why? cause theyre fucking retarded, thats why! if you would rather chat with thorne than me, its probably because hes retarded (and therefore funny) and he doesnt point out that the picture of the chick in your wallet is actually too big to fit in your wallet. youre right. sadly, it HAS been a minute since i got some. as homage to my old school roots, and in dedication to all my elementary school trash talkers out there, "tell your mom ill call her later." finally, id just like to point out that i havent said anything about killing yourself, and in fact, im strongly against it. you are the best thing thats happened to this board since "cam'ron", and i welcome you to the feeding frenzy that is columbusracing.

phil, you are lucky im really busy at work today...

phil did definitely fuck up the rotation of this one. it would have been one thing if his pictures were, i dont know, relevant(?), but somehow a guy who glossed himself "bro rape" got loose in a shit talking thread and all of us get to see his girlfriends in their not quite fully monty'd glory. it seems that all phil is into is slumpbusters, and thats ok, because if phil is hitting all the fat/ugly/retarded chicks, then they arent calling me. please though, if you are trying to prove your manhood to us, just tell us. we believe you, no need for pictures (for the love of god). i do definitely need to get phils number, though, because hes my first choice as a wingman. no telling what kinda chicks i could pull with phil jumping on epic grenades for me....

unlike you, i didnt gloss myself. ive not been retired, just untested. i do remember that time, and i remember that regardless of his game, he was still the hottest thing in town. the analogy isnt complete though, because unlike the nba at the time, this league is missing any allen iversons to cross me up. all weve got is some dude who lets his grilfriend do all the talking (probably a good thing), tweedle dee and tweedle dum, a de-frocked mod who has just recently decided to test the waters of non-bitchdom (and cant even handle bro rape, from the looks of it), and some guy who looks like, and wishes he was as funny as, strongbad. http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:GdhPAbC7qoVN5M:http://pegasus.cc.ucf.edu/~mcash/strongbad.jpg

id like to point out that the only person im aware of who is wearing a helmet in this thread is a man who calls himself "beast". i suppose the cowardly lion was a beast, in some sense. well try to type slow, so you dont get skurred. anyways, i need a narrator like hal needs a frontal lobotomy. and seriously, it wouldnt suprise me that more than one person in here was wearing a helmet, complete with the requisite spit cup.

i will say this for hal, he has inspired testicles in those who previously had none. miller and austin, two of cr's intellectual heavyweights. miller: "fuck, its sunday and theres no football on. what am i going to do today?" austin: "hey, that hal guy is talking shit on columbus racing. i think him and orion are going to get into it." miller: "orion? man, fuck that guy, he alsways makes me look stupid. lets get him!" austin: "yeah! hes old and stuff! and always talking about how shit used to be better!" news flash clones, it WAS better. maybe i am slipping. in fact, i know i am. as hal said, with the dearth of entertaining morons to clown, ive gone complacent. soft even. well, perhaps its time to roust the temple again... miller, dont you worry about my health, physical or otherwise. not sure if youre aware, but you have 2400+ posts. ive been here since damn near day one, and i havent managed to get to those lofty heights yet. perhaps, for your healths sake, you should get up from your desk every now and then, even if its just to roll over to the couch and "pwn sum n00bs" in cod 4 or halo. try and get that old pulse rate above 60 or so. have your pretty wife make you a pb&j while youre at it. and austin, from ashville. austin hails from a town that is circlevilles bitch. take circleville, remove all the culture, money, and class, and there you have ashville. i pray for the souls that are born in places like that. i dont think ive ever met austin, but im almost positive ive seen him on one of those "christian childrens fund" commercials.