Orion

tommy's > *

we need a montage!

"ersemble"? retard.

yeah, but that engine isnt "ftw". its more "ftl."

youre a sensitive boy, arent ya, tommy. besides, youve still owned a car faster than any ive had.

yo homie, its my stock commuter car too, fool.

man, you must have woken up pretty disappointed.

yeah man, were totally bringin it back. good launching point for the rest of the evening.

i believe you were about four hours late.

welp, i may have to get special on you then, z. *grin* kinda hard being in the back of your race, shawn. tryin not to run over you guys.

you have more of a chance now than you did against the wrx. it seems weird, but the rex was faster.

none of them followed me or ben out of the parking lot last night. *grin*

so, zack..... still feeling froggy?

this may be one of the funniest commercials ive ever seen!

lol stealth mode, nugga.

is that the only race that came out? its too bad that you cant really see me slamming on the brakes at the end as someone cuts me off.

yeah man, i loved reading about that place.

sts = retarded. (and not in a good way) youre numbers should crush that.

another free bump, thats a good lookin car man, i love that color.

a jew in new york. thats original.

we tried to tell you, man. im sure your bottle would more than even the equation. ben, it was great meeting you, too....finally. had a great time out at geeros, no cops, the guys stayed open till 11 45 for us, food under the new ownership is excellent, and guess what, no rice. well, unless you count shawns kia. btw, not giving enemas to suv's for the win. my brakes smell funny.

nothing has done more damage to race relations in the last decade than affirmative action. it was necassary back in the day, but its usefulness has ended, and now its being exploited. it needs to go away.

. itll be here soon. in new york, its no joke about that shit. if they see a guy smoking weed while driving, and another guy on the cell phone, theyll pull over the cell phone user first. there have been numerous tests that support the idea that its more dangerous to talk on the cell while driving than it is to DRIVE UNDER THE INFLUENCE OF ALCOHOL!!! be careful guys. i just ordered bluetooth visor mounted speaker phones for this very purpose.

dude, was that george lucas?

greg, youve got pm.