g/f: "baby, will you please, please, PLEASE buy me this dog from brazil? i know its asking a lot, but i really want it!"
john: "no problem baby, anything for you."
next day, at pound in columbus
john: "60 bucks? no problem, you guys take cash?"
that evening, back at home
john: "hey baby, look what daddy's gotten for you!"
g/f: "oh! its just what i wanted! thank you so much! i love you!"
john: "anything for my queen."
aside from dj: "man, that got here pretty quick."
aside from john: "yeah, overnight from brazil."
*snicker*