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Chuck Testa. I just told you I was hurting for knowledge, you clot-kicking trailer tard. That was the entire premise of my even speaking to you. Is there anything else I have said in the last few posts that you want to re-hash as one of your "brand new idea's"? I have been on CR long enough to know that this place is a virtual paradise of case studies into rare and as yet uncategorized socially deviant behaviors. You being one of the "unwashed masses", I can get how that would be something you would take offense to or misunderstand. Really, I am learning all the time from CR. I have this picture of you as the roller skating dude from the 80's movie "Breakin' 2". Ray-bans, jheri curl mullet, short neon orange shorts, cut off tee, and some tube socks with yellow stripes on them. Close on that? Are you SERIOUSLY from Detroit?

"You're". If we're talking about the same chubby black dude from "Jamaican Me Crazy", then, yeah, I got it. Given that you even misspelled his name, I was assuming that it was YOU who weren't on board...like, even with yourself. They are literally around me, right now. I am teaching a class on critical thinking, and several of my students are reading over my shoulder. I'm filing this under, "When keepin' it real goes wrong" with a subheading of "Dumb". BTW, I just had you described to me as wearing a cutoff shirt and tokin a black'n'mild. Tell me you aren't from Detroit.

Bose, better sound through marketing.

I often get lost in the ramblings of the clinically retarded, "making sense" is not something they routinely do. Looking around me, I see lot's of others in the same boat, and I consider that good company. My ignorance is the only thing that compels me to communicate with you. I am ignorant of many psychological and sociological disorders, and my intuition suggests you may have a lot to teach me about how the mind of the main character in "Flowers for Algernon" worked before and after the surgery. "Chub Rock". I hear better stuff than that from PP in the CB. You HAVE to have better fat jokes at your disposal than that. Don't make me go "Roxanne" on this fucking place.

Kenny, do everyone in here a favor and take your fucking Ritalin before you get off on someone again. You come off like a 12 year old Asperger's patient throwing a fit. I haven't seen anyone as rustled since Eli asked Tina Green (version 1.0) if she wanted to do her "Dika-dika-doo" pagan magic on the euchre deck before he dealt himself a loner. Fill, I blame you for this. You know you can't wave ice cream in front of "Angry German Kid" and not end up with someones desk getting punched.

Couldn't pass up the opportunity, you know how it is... Still, like everyone else in here, I am excited for you. This is real cool stuff.

This shit is hard to interpret. Like Voodoo Witchcraft!

*Chuckle* Have you ever met Eli?

We were just discussing this a few days ago in CB, Eli. Need to get that heat rate down so we can sell it here. (Oh yeah)

I actually dig the ND uni's...like the all white look. I was "for" Manziel winning the Heisman last year, but dude is burnt now. My comment earlier wasn't so much about "not wanting more money", as it was "Dude is freaking RICH. I could understand blatantly overstepping rules if this was a poor kid with a rough background." Sort of like how when Vanilla Ice claimed to be all hardcore street, it was even worse when America found out he was privileged suburban white kid. EDIT: And also, "The broker said he does not intend to cooperate with the ongoing NCAA investigation involving Manziel and autographs, originally reported Sunday by "Outside the Lines." Soooo...let me get this right, you initially tried to sell the videos to ESPN, and when they refused to pay, you went ahead and showed them to one of their reporters. And then, suddenly, you remembered that you "aren't a narc", and won't rat him out to the NCAA. Um....too late?

If Manziel, whos father, btw, is a millionaire, took money for his autographs...he is quite possibly the dumbest student athlete I can think of. I mean, bruh makes it rain wherever he goes, why the fuck would he need money for that shit? Stupid.

IPS? Marc, stop telling jokes in my serious thread! And also, check your pm's.

Ermahgerd...Rerters!!! Seriously, that was very badass.

Yeah, PPC quoted me the aforementioned "Blowjob + Handie" price. I don't have anything bad to say about those guys, I'm just not going to pay a grand to get my stock plugs taken out. In my honest but completely useless opinion, this should be recognized as a failure of Ford sourcing, and the dealerships should be replacing these on Ford's dime. Why the fuck would you use sparkplugs that you know are prone to breaking off in the cylinder? To answer the other question, the truck has 75k on it, and the plugs have not been touched to this point. I have a misfire in cylinder 6, according to the techs at PPC.

Need to get the plugs done in my 2004 f-150. It's a 5.4 liter three valve motor, and apparently everyone wants the equivalent of three blowjobs and a handie to get the work done. Most I'm willing to give is the handie....

and GO.....

NO on the chrome helmets? I love tradition, don't get me wrong, but some of the shit they are coming out with now for some teams is straight sick.

I have heard lots of crazy things about the uni's this year. I have to say, I freaking LOVED the helmets we wore for the UM game last year...

I freaking love it.

You have to go back farther than that, back to 1969. There quite literally was no team in America that was considered to have a chance against that team. The teams from the 90's had some huge expectations, but nothing like in 69.

If we're lucky, there will be three, MAYBE four teams from the B1G in the top 25 at the end of the season.

Great find.

I agree with the punishment. I hope the team gets the message.

Around what salary could be expected for the position? Travel? Benefits? Anything besides "I know of a job opening at a bank"?

Dumb.