I would literally come to your house while you slept, and shit into your badass truck. I would bring my dogs, so they could shit too. And I would fill the bed of my truck up with shit, and shovel ALL of it into the cab of your truck. My wife, and all my friends would stop by, and take turns shitting on and in your truck. I would fill your truck with the shit of myraid and sundry people and animals...and then, for fun, I would shove a goddamned watermelon up your tailpipe.