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  1. Invest 100k of it, put 50k in my bank, take the rest and pay off my rental house and live off of my income I get from my rental.
  2. There is/was still alot of racing goin on in 09. The scene is far from being dead. 2010 will prolly be alittle better then 09.
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    LOL

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  4. LOL @ people thinking its good to get money back. I will be paying prolly close to 11K this yr.
  5. got this 20' speedster for sale in my garage..
  6. you are suppost to drink a gallon of bleach first to get it to work.
  7. This looks like an awesome movie to go see, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Dt02zzWa2A&feature=related
  8. Not really if you do you own labor on stuff. Plus if you shop around you can find good deals on stuff as well.
  9. Guys this is probably the most embarrassing thing that has ever happened to me. I was at my in-laws house Sunday for dinner, and shortly after i had to go #2. My wife's brother was in the downstairs bathroom, so i went upstairs to use the master bathroom. I was about to take a dump, and I remembered something my friend told me called AC Slatering. AC Slatering is when you take a dump facing backwards on the toilet, just how on saved by the bell AC Slater always sat backwards on a chair. So when I was taking a dump, My stomach was facing the back of the toilet, and my back was facing the door. I heard footsteps coming up the stairs, and began to get nervous. Since AC Slatering is a tough position to get into, it requires taking off your pants. So there I am sitting in my wife's parents bathroom taking a dump with my pants off and facing the wrong way on the toilet. My dump was about halfway out when the footsteps became closer. I then turned around to see that I had not locked the door. Trying to finish as quickly as I could, I began pushing harder and harder. Suddenly, the door opened, and my mother-in-law stood there in shock staring at me. We made eye contact for a split second, and I was so embarrassed I wanted to die. I quickly finished up, got dressed, and ran out of the house as quickly as I could. I am so embarrassed and I hope my wife doesn't blabber about this, Ill die if anyone else finds out.
  10. In west Philadelphia born and raised on the playground is where i spent most of my days chillin out maxin ralaxin all cool and all shootin sum b-ball outside of the school wen a couple of guys they wer up 2 no good started makin trouble in ma neiborhood i got in 1 lil fight n my mom got scared n said ur movin with ur auntie n uncle in bel air i whistled for as cab n wen it came near the lisence plate said fresh n it had dice in the miroor if anythin i could say that this cab was rare but i thot naww 4get yo home 2 bel airrrrr i pulled up 2 the house bout 7 or 8 an i yelled 2 the cabby yo home smell ya lata looked at my kingdom i was finally there ta sit on my throne as the prince of bel air
  11. My little sister (age 12) has gotten into a bad habit recently. Apparently she had just discovered from one of her friends that a guy's testicles are very sensitive, and she felt the need to test this. So a couple of weeks ago when I was in the shower she snuck in behind me and grabbed my balls, then started squeezing and pulling with all her might. It was hot in the shower and my balls were very loose, so needless to say it was very painful. And I'm not the big macho type that can handle these kinds of things. I tried to grab at her and get her off but she was crouched down too far behind me to reach. Her hands wouldn't budge from my balls either, no matter how hard I tried to pry her off. After about 30 seconds of me yelling at her to stop, threatening her in all kinds of ways, I felt nauseous. My knees buckled and I fell to the shower floor. While still holding on, she started shouting crap about how strong guys' balls are so weak and vulnerable. Eventually she stopped and ran away, while I lied on the floor for another 15 minutes. That night I tried to have a talk with her, and tell her that you can't do something like that. She's only 12, after all, and probably doesn't know any better. But the talk was absolutely pointless, she just played dumb the whole time, denying that anything happened. I got so frustrated that I walked out, but I couldn't bare to tell my parents about it. That's just too embarrassing for me to handle. So for the last 2 weeks whenever it was just the two of us in the house she would sneak up behind me and try to grab my balls. Of course it was harder for her since I had clothes on unlike the time in the shower, but she somehow always managed to slide her hands up my shorts and squeeze just before I could turn around.It's getting very dangerous now. Yesterday was the reason I decided to share my story here. She got a fierce grip on my left nut and I fell to my knees. She must have gotten good at it, as I had never felt this much pain before. I started getting woozy and losing focus, barely able to say anything to her. I passed out within 10 seconds. I think this is what she wanted. I woke up in the middle of the den where I collapsed, completely nude, and sprawled out on my back. My balls ached like never before, and I'm pretty sure they were a shade of purple. I couldn't get up. My head was ringing, but I was able to make out the voices of two or three of her friends from school in her room. I'm very worried that she doesn't know the real harm in what she is doing. I could've been neutered for all she knew. I can't leave my room without getting paranoid and constantly looking over my shoulder. I don't even shower or change my clothes anymore. Anything to avoid being naked around her. How do I get her to stop? I don't want to hit my sister, but that may be the only option. Help me
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  13. This is partly true. I bet he has alot more then one would think in it. Though the inside of the garage was basically just cleaning out the mess that was in there. The outside was a complete redo even the structure stayed the same. He saved alot with it being a block building but all new doors, siding, roof can get costly. Once the inside was cleaned out, its basically some new electric, paint, and putting in any tools he wants in there.
  14. Even then the places I do still have people coming in and out being open 24 hours. Its just annoying thats all.
  15. Why wouldnt you just ask me since i live right around the corner from you.
  16. He said he didnt care cause it was all fucked up anyways.
  17. I was driving on 270 at the hamilton rd exit in gahanna. I see head lights off in the ditch to the right of me. I slow down and pull over as there is a guy standing on the side of the road and it was 2am and freezing out. Asked him if he is ok and what happened. He said he lost control, slid off the road and so on. His front bumper got ripped of in the process and he had pulled it out of the ditch and onto the berm. Well since I had pulled over alittle further then where he wrecked I had to back up some to I could try to pull him out. As I was backing up I hear a big crunch sound. Pull forward and found out that I ran over his bumper he pulled out of the ditch for his car. I split it into 3 pieces doin so. Me and my shovel guy were lol'ing. Felt bad but it was 100% accident. Tow truck was pullin in to get him out by now so I left. Thought it was kinda funny.
  18. The best you have ever seen right here. And no other cars dont matter but in gas stations people always pull in right behind me as I am backing up. It never fails.
  19. That night was full of awesomeness and great hair.
  20. Well its a good thing that I do both.
  21. As the snow comes down and you see plow truck on the roads or parking lots, please stay as far away from them as possible. It is hard enough to do our jobs as is and we dont need people pulling behind us, following us or pulling in front of us. We are out there to make the roads safer for you and have enough objects to go around so we dont need anymore. TIA, Yours truely, Snowplow Sam
  22. I can wear my Carhartt jacket with a tshirt in sub zero temps and be warm. There really is no need for layers when wearing one. I cant even do a full suit cause I will sweat so much in it.
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