So I went to a swingers club last night because it was only $35 compared to $175 on regular days. I was hoping to meet some chicks.
I gave the bartender my wine and asked him to pour me a glass. A cuban guy with a blonde sat next to me. He stroked his hand on my arm. I thought that was fucking weird, so I took my drink and walked around.
Went to the orgy room where I saw two guys 69-ing each other while gay porn was playing on the big screen...so then I went to the lockers, undressed and hopped in the hot tub. The same couple from earlier came in with me so I nodded to them. The guy came over and rubbed my nipple. I got up and left.
I walked around the whole club. There were some people dancing, and a lot of guys. I went back to the orgy room. Now there was a guy laying on a sofa with his ass up in the air. An old dude came over and started pounding him without a condom. They smiled at me and I smiled back out of politeness.
You know what? I'm not even gonna tell you the rest. Just know that I left the club. Never going back again.