*Ahem* The idea of having sex with a dolphin seems rather interesting and enticing <=D I’m not someone who is unpopular, unattractive, or rather, unidealistic. In fact, I am a character who is moderately desired by girls, who find me charismatic, cute, and a very positive, fun, and funny individual. Ironically, sex with rl people seems more dirty than it does with something, such as a dolphin. They are wonderful, intelligent, and cute animals that are not animals in their own respect. Not that this has anything to do with my interest in having sex with a dolphin, I merely take great interest in it because of http://www.dolphinsex.com ’s description of how their internal muscle systems can A”make women green with envy”, and can “make you cum in less than a minute < = D “. If such an experience transcends that of normal human sexual encounters, why turn down such an awesome chance! If only I lived near some dolphins I could visit on a regular basis…. *sighs*