Walk out to work to get a smoke around 10 am or so. Found a nice pile of green shit on my hood.    
Look a little closer, the fucker was dancing on my hood.   
http://i283.photobucket.com/albums/kk314/buck531/fuckinggeese1_zps6587c285.jpg   
http://i283.photobucket.com/albums/kk314/buck531/fuckinggeese2_zps6cca86bf.jpg   
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