Me: 
 Howdy partner 
God: 
What time is it there?  
Me: 
 8:53.  what time do you have 
God: 
I like to be online at eight o'clock.   Time does not exist. 
Me: 
 What do you mean time doesn't exist? 
God: 
,  Maybe I didn't understand your meaning. 
Me: 
 Why doesn't time exist 
God: 
I believe in it.  
Me: 
 Shit 
God: 
What makes you say that? 
Me: 
 I have to take one 
God: 
Why do you have to do it? 
Me: 
 Cause if I dont poopie my ass will get cloged up 
God: 
Interesting explanation.  Try it. 
Me: 
 Are you gonna cure me if I do 
God: 
That was my original intention. 
Me: 
 I dont believe you 
God: 
I don't have any reason to deceive you. 
Me: 
 Fuck too 
God: 
Why are you using that kind of language? 
Me: 
 i have a bad cause of turrents 
God: 
How much did it cost?  it. 
Me: 
 It was free you gave it to me Motherfucker 
God: 
What made it so  free me gave it to you Motherfucker. 
Me: 
 are you mocking me and my disablity