Me:
Howdy partner
God:
What time is it there?
Me:
8:53. what time do you have
God:
I like to be online at eight o'clock. Time does not exist.
Me:
What do you mean time doesn't exist?
God:
, Maybe I didn't understand your meaning.
Me:
Why doesn't time exist
God:
I believe in it.
Me:
Shit
God:
What makes you say that?
Me:
I have to take one
God:
Why do you have to do it?
Me:
Cause if I dont poopie my ass will get cloged up
God:
Interesting explanation. Try it.
Me:
Are you gonna cure me if I do
God:
That was my original intention.
Me:
I dont believe you
God:
I don't have any reason to deceive you.
Me:
Fuck too
God:
Why are you using that kind of language?
Me:
i have a bad cause of turrents
God:
How much did it cost? it.
Me:
It was free you gave it to me Motherfucker
God:
What made it so free me gave it to you Motherfucker.
Me:
are you mocking me and my disablity