Not long after having my 93 mustang I got pissed and spun it around slightly into a roadside ditch. No major damage, just my pride like everyone else. Random guy in a truck pulled me out. I think I was trying to spin it around to head back home, but it's been 13 years so I'm not 100% sure at this point.
I was mad before it went in, fuming at myself after. 20 and dumb....like Dover said.