I'll step up to plate.
Rymer: Have you ever seen the movie Blade, with Wesley Snipes? There's a character named "Pearl" that's stuck in an IT closet working for the vampires, remember? It's about 800 pounds with massive titties, a piercing voice and a big bald head. That's my image of Rymer except you have to mentally Photoshop a .22 rifle, side-mounted to a wheelchair and a big nasty fungal foot. Probably a size 12 from infection but his good foot is a 8.5-9 to keep in aspect with the tiny schmeckle hidden beneath a roll or two of belly lard. He's also got a 3 foot piece of splintery wood that he's zip tied a Brillo pad to so he can self sustain his bathing routine. Finally, he keeps warm with the two harry potter snuggies that he's duck taped together side-to-side. From the back you would think he's got four arms, thankfully they assist his back sweat aeration.