lol did you take one of phils old classmates home?
i ate a whole mess of taco hell when I got to phils 2 drop him off. I tell him I'm feeling woozy (i inhaled like 6 different items) and he says
"don't get sick here man! you wake up momma p and your in some shit"
so he gives me a big glass of water, says he's goin to bed and that I'm on my own.
so I leave like 5 minutes later and call him
"dude, the drink & drive you lose sign across the street is creepin me out."
"haha you idiot go home."
"alright man, oh i left your cup in your neighbors bush."
"why is it there?"
"cause i puked all over your fence and your neighbors bushes asshole"
"you son of a..."
*click*