Ah yes, Jack B.
Kevin, a long time ago jack graced our presence, and, with consensus from kitchen nut swingers everywhere, he was considered to be a prodigy. He found himself at the top, key board warrior number 1, but, his arrogance was taking over, in fact, after winning a kitchen battle against our very own 94 cobra, which in his own way was unbeatable because “gtechs rock the casbah” he was rocketed into fame. http://img19.imageshack.us/img19/383/geniushc2.jpg
Here you can see a picture of Jack; this was just after his claim to prominence.
Later, as with any kitchen champ, he was challenged, except, this was not your average e-battle. Jack fought some of the toughest of e-thugs, even our juggernauts; I will not utter their names, simply for the sake of keeping nutswinging out of this thread, besides, they are fags too. The beating carried on some 20 pages, day and night Jack battled but time and effort only sunk him deeper into a metaphorical hole. Some 2 weeks later, as things were settling down, turbo slut made an appearance on the forums. She came looking for Jack, when he failed to answer his pm box she became distraught and frantically searched the forum for him. Finally she came to his e-battle, she braced herself, and began to type the message “Jack, you’ve got tooow wondaful babay gurrss, and day have eyes like their mummy!”
This was the last we ever saw of Jack B.
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