High Octane

I don't know why anyone would trash the mustang. Every time I go out driving I see at least 2 dozen stangs, every parking lot I pull into has at least 10 to 15 of them, We should call the stang the peoples car. Me, I just wanted to be my own man, and drive unique and distinctive car.

Motorists Asked To Slow Down On I-670

Twelve Tickets Issued In Two Hours

 

COLUMBUS, Ohio -- The Ohio Department of Transportation urged motorists Wednesday June 2, 2004 to slow down on Interstate 670 through downtown Columbus.

 

The Columbus Freeway Patrol stepped up its enforcement of the speed limit Wednesday at ODOT's request.

 

Columbus police wrote 12 speeding tickets in two hours during the first day of the special enforcement effort. The average speed was about 69 mph.

 

The increased patrols will last indefinitely.

COLUMBUS, Ohio -- The Ohio Department of Transportation urged motorists Wednesday to slow down on Interstate 670 through downtown Columbus.

 

The Columbus Freeway Patrol stepped up its enforcement of the speed limit Wednesday at ODOT's request.

 

Columbus police wrote 12 speeding tickets in two hours during the first day of the special enforcement effort. The average speed was about 69 mph.

 

The increased patrols will last indefinitely.

Proof nuclear weapons did permanent damage to those poor folks, it removed their good taste gene.

More insurance claims?

 

Bad enough we had to rebuild their economy, bring them out of feudal age, and into modern democracy, now we have to teach them, good taste too.

Originally posted by Mowgli:

French cars. They go fast in reverse.

French cars, Yellow I hear, do they come in any other color?

Originally posted by StraightouttaLocash:

Screw the car, gimme that swell jacket! That Marsha Brady won't snub me again!

HaaaWWWaaaAHHHAAAHHHAAAAH!!!!!!

Laughed so hard, almost shat meself.

 

[ 02. June 2004, 04:35 PM: Message edited by: High Octane ]

Originally posted by GonneVille:

Check this out

search Focus+V8 on Google

C&D had one with a Cobra motor stuffed up it's ass. fuckin monster!

No thanks, I'm quite happy with my LT-1 and LS-1

Originally posted by HIgh Risk:

I know in Delaware, officers come in on their free time. [/QB]

Can you say overzealous boys and girls.

Originally posted by h8tcivics:

[QB] heres the kicker. I walk over to my passenger side and notice a huge section of glass on the ground next to my car. I ask my buddy if that was there when I pulled in...no cars next to mine anywhere. He points thats my glass. I look up and my passenger side window is bashed in...tint holding it together, back tire slashed, LCD screen gone, head unit gone, dash completely ripped apart, they ripped it out so hard they broke my shifter.

 

Jail's to good for scum like that.

Originally posted by Spidey2721:

The Plymouth Superbird is a Plymouth Roadrunner with the "nascar" extras. Have a 69 B-body in the driveway. Also the Charger was the first with the redone rear window for racing... Do a search for the "The Charger 500" 69 was a busy year for the Charger.

 

Later,

jay

Roadrunner, you'er right I was thinking of the SuperBee

Ricer Retard + $ = Gaudy POS

Never been there, want to run a least once this year.

1. V8 Power

2. Large engine bay

3. RWD w/ IRS

4. Performance Suspension 6 speed manual trans

5.Good looking w/ “Sleeper"bility (and not 10,000 of them on the road)

I got there around 9:30 with Nate, nothing going on. I talked with bartender in side, she said they want to be a reoccurring thing, maybe next week it will get bigger.

I like the paint, that Dark Blue realy rocks.

Bit of trivia, The Superbird was a Cornet with a bolt on two piece front end, the Daytona Charger was a Charger R/T with a cut and welded single piece front end. making the charger more valuable.

 

My favorite mopar 68' Charger R/T and 71' Hemi 'Cuda

Welcome...

 

That's not a leak, my Ford's just marking its territory!

 

SPEED KILLS

Drive a Ford and live forever.

 

 

(Just Kidding) smile.gif

Originally posted by satan:

I have found the perfect woman. That is all.

So do you know what to do now?

That has to be a joke. Mate, where do you find this shat.

I’ve always said ONLY two kinds of people use drugs, children and idiots, cause they don’t know any better.

White Third Gen Camaro RS with driver side damaged, I'll keep an eye out.

Ya,

thought i might just put this up for no real reason (or maybe a bit of a laugh):

 

**HANGOVER RATINGS**

 

1 star hangover *

No pain.

No real feeling of illness.

Your sleep last night was a mere disco nap, which is giving you a whole lot

of misplaced energy.

You are still able to function relatively well.

However, you can drink 10 bottles of water and still feel as parched as the Sahara. Even vegetarians are craving a Cheeseburger and a side of fries.

 

2 star hangover * *

No pain, but something is definitely amiss.

You may look okay but you have the attention span and mental capacity of a stapler. The coffee you chug to try and remain focused is only exacerbating your rumbling gut, which is craving a full English breakfast. Although you have a nice demeanour about the office, you are costing your employer valuable money because all you really can handle is some light filing, followed by aimlessly surfing the net and writing junk e-mails.

 

3 star hangover * * *

Slight headache. Stomach feels crappy. You are definitely a space cadet and not so productive. Anytime a girl walks by you gag because her perfume reminds you of the random gin shots you did with your alcoholic friends after the bouncer kicked you out at 1:45 a.m. Life would be better right now if you were in your bed with a dozen donuts and a litre of coke watching Good Morning with Bert. You've had 4 cups of coffee, a gallon of water, 2 Sausage Rolls and a litre of diet coke yet you haven't peed once.

 

4 star hangover * * *

You have lost the will to live. Your head is throbbing and you can't speak too quickly or else you might spew. Your boss has already lambasted you for being late and has given you a lecture for reeking of booze. You wore nice clothes, but that can't hide the fact that you either missed an oh-so crucial spot shaving or it looks like you put your make-up on while riding the dodgems, depending on your gender. Your teeth have sweaters, your eyes look like one big vein and your hairstyle makes you look like a reject from the second-grade class picture Circa 1976. You would give a weeks pay for one the following - Home time, A doona and Somewhere to be alone, A time machine so you could go back and NOT have gone out the night before.

 

5 star hangover * * * * *

You have a second heartbeat in your head, which is actually annoying the employee who sits next to you. Vodka vapour is seeping out of every pore and making you dizzy. You still have toothpaste crust in the corners of your mouth from brushing your teeth. Your body has lost the ability to generate saliva, so your tongue is suffocating you. You'd cry but that would take the last of the moisture left in your body. Death seems pretty good right now. Your boss doesn't even get mad at you and your co-workers think that your dog just died because you look so pathetic. You should have called in sick because, let's face it, all you can manage to do is breathe... Very gently.

 

6 star hangover * * * * * *

You arrive home and climb into bed.

Sleep comes instantly, as you were fighting it all the way home in the taxi. You get about 2 hours sleep and the noises inside your head wake you up. You notice that you bed has been cleared for take off and is flying relentlessly around the room. No matter what you do you now, you're going to chuck. You stumble out of bed and now find that your room is in a yacht under full sail. After walking along the skirting boards on alternating walls knocking off all the pictures, you find the dunny. If you are lucky you will remember to lift the lid before you spontaneously explode and wake the whole house up with your impersonation of walrus mating calls. You sit there on the floor in your undies, cuddling the only friend in the world you have left (the toilet), randomly continuing to make the walrus noises, spitting, and farting. Help usually comes at this stage, even if it is short lived. Tears stream down your face and your abdomen hurts. Help now turns into abuse and it usually goes back to bed leaving you there in the dark. With your stomach totally empty, your spontaneous eruptions have died back to 15-minute intervals, but your body won't relent. You are convinced that you are starting to turn yourself inside out and swear that you saw your bum come out your mouth on the last occasion. You lie there cold and shivering, with eruptions now occurring at 1 hour intervals. It is now dawn and you pass your disgusted partner getting up for the day as you try to climb into bed. She/He abuses you again for trying to get into bed with lumpy bits of dried vomit in your hair. You reluctantly accept their advice and have a shower in exchange for them driving you to the hospital. The whole day is spent (as above Hangover 4 Star) & you finally feel well enough to eat ? yet again, on the following day, with the mention of alcohol making your stomach churn. This effect of sight or smell of alcohol making your stomach churn lasts for a week and publicly you vow never to do it again..... Until next time.

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Originally posted by NixonRide:

how did you manage to drill a hole into your gas tank without killing yourself already?

"That's what happens when you're IQ is similar to your shoe size" - Neil Crompton