Devils Advocate

Everytime I see a reply by Keith longer than like 4 lines, I just skip over it and don't read it... Which sucks because he is honestly pretty cool in person. Keith, shut up on the board already... (Drunk)

I told my girlfriend the condom broke... Man, i got punched for that.

Here's something that will blow her mind: People like that are trying to 'rebel' against 'society', right? However, there are so many of these liberal emo goth kids nowadays that I would consider them to be the majority... Thus, by spouting ridiculous anti-republican jargon, not showering, and dressing like a "Hot Topic" advertisement, she's just conforming to what society dictates is acceptable.

....Which is why I took you sorry columbus sons of bitches for over 400 dollars in a month. Thanks for the Donation, though. Don't defened zach for playing absolutely horribly... And you're trying to tell me that he won a tournament in twenty minutes with skill? Please. that's nothing but complete Luck. There are only like three of you in your group of friends that know how to play cards, and you know who I'm talking about. Oh, and btw... I have won a tournament at my house (12 people) and a few down here (8 or so people)... How many have you won?

Theres some skill right there. How many times did he call with absolute bullshit and get luckier than Greg Raymer?

WHAT?! ARE YOU HIGH?!?!?!

More like... Gay... Dee... Em... Ha...

Sorry about that guys, I was absolutely retarded when I posted that.

I'm David Hasselhoff.

Molly isn't the female member of your family that wants my nuts, Ben...

FUCK YOU NICK

Drunk on a sunday. Booyah. There's something within us all that early peoples tried to explain by using God. Nowadays, Science has revealed a single omniscient deity to be false.... However, I think tht there is still something that affects our decisions and/or luck. (if ou dont understand this, its because berbs and I are ripped right now)

LOLOLOLOLOLOL My E-Penis is bigger than yours omfg kekekekekeke >.<

Athens, muthafucka. Handle of rum and a couple twelve packs of beer between four of us, before afterhours. Should be a decent evening.... Shouldn't you be out catching miracle eights on the turn to take innocent children's money, DJ?

And a Clue.

Pussy...

Hope you have fun on your birthday...Kuz you're drinking with me right now.

Shut up bitch

Now THATS the basis for a healthy relationship... I hope no one here goes to the wedding...

Douche.

Does the girl know all the shit he said about her?

Oh Shnapzors.

Or find a dog with extremely unusual elephantitis...

Yeah seriously, fuck you pricks.

Death to the ball and chain