Devils Advocate

Wow Hollywood, impressive. Instead of defending yourself in a flame thread WITH YOUR NAME IN THE TITLE, you let other people make comments and then post smileys. I'll add that to your list of bitch tricks you learned while smoking pole on the corner to pay for your mother's coke habit. As for you, Mr. Icon of Japanese female culture, as long as everyone is making blanket statements... I'm sorry that I'm not cool/poor enough to be a gap-toothed redneck grovetucky resident, not dumb enough to work in a factory, or ignorant enough to call others homophobic because they laugh at the fact that I want the image of a female cat wearing a hairbow as an accessory on my Mad TyT JDM vehicle. Go back to shoveling coal, working on a chaingang, or whatever else it is that you do to fund your fetish for feminine products.

Looks good mang, if I ever need anything done, you're the one that I'll call.

Looks good mang, if I ever need anything done, you're the one that I'll call.

Shouldn't you be installing another gunrack in your outhouse?

I'm twelve, and you're the badass who wants a god damned Hello kitty muffler? For your sake, I'll pretend that you're kidding so that I don't feel obligated to right your parent's wrongs with a big ol' mushroom tattoo slap in the middle of your gigantic forehead.

I'm pretty sure the PICTURE of your nine foot, 130lb frame proved that you're the actual bitch involved in the current argument, but instead of talking about that I'd like to refer you to something called the PICS AND VIDS SECTION. Isn't reading comprehension fun? How am I the one sweating nuts when your sex master orders you to create a name on a messageboard to squirrel for him? On that note, I think I hear him calling you, Hopefully he doesn't want another rimjob, those are awful for your teeth... At least, that's what your mom always told me...

Way to be a bitch geoff, way to be a bitch.

It's incredible that in an entire company of people someone didn't have the balls to step up and say "HAHAHA no seriously, good one, boss... but what is the HHR really gonna look like?" That shit is straight embarassing

The title of this thread is incorrect.

This man does not lie.

Haha sweet... Definitely send me some.

What does him looking like a bitch have to do with doing a wheelie?

Thanks Mike, my eyes are bleeding now. I'll be home starting the 19th for about a week if you want to get absolutely belligerent.

"Thanks folks, I'll be here till thursday... Tip your waitress"

It is absolutely incredible how retarded some of you appear to be on this messageboard. I swear, if I have to see words like "sware", "feer", "Mcdonolds"(IT'S ONE OF THE BIGGEST COMPANIES IN THE WORLD, YOU BASTAGE, AND THERE IS ONE ON NEARLY EVERY CORNER IN THE CITY) and "threw" (Through, you fuckheads, it's T-H-R-O-U-G-H) for much longer, I'm going to develop a spellcheck that gives you a nasty virus or spyware infection every time you mess up anything on a list of words that I'll call the "I would know how to spell this word if I had a Third-grade literacy level" list. Jesus H. Christ, keep a dictionary next to your computer or something. Post some of your favorite fuckups in this thread if you feel like it, I need a good laugh.

Does anybody on here have an account with Lexisnexis.com that I could use? I'm writing a paper on Legislative riders and pork-barrel spending, and could really use that site to search out some examples. Also, if anyone any links that I could use to find any info on a recent rider that was caught and eliminated that would have granted the FBI unlimited access to all of your library, credit card, and other records without having to notify you, I'll buy you a beer or two when I get home. Thanks in advance...

... Why are you "rad"?

Ohhh no WAY, I'm soooo interested in it, plz send pix to s4ndba66er@omghi2u.com, I'll have money for it when I sell my mom... er... MY camry!!!!one!!111

There have been some gems, I'll try to take a break from studying to whomp on some N0085

What most people don't know is that before every game, Mo would curl up in the fetal position and weep for about an hour underneath a training table becayse he's a pansy when it comes to pain.

Quick! Everyone to the bomb shelter, Marc actually made a funny joke! The world is ending!!

I'm going to have a flying rasecar that doubles as a submarine when I get the money...

I haven't seen someone squirrell so bad ever in my two years of being on this board. your first post was "ohmigawd my dood haz this rad byk and its got *** nawz and sez you giuse are all slow, so race him for SLIPPPZZZZZZZZZZ... Why can't the jackass post that shit for himself? It's cocky white trash bullshit like you that needs to do more "stunting" on their Ninja 250s during rush hour. Disclaimer/footnotes: I dont give a shit about whatever midsized bike you have, you posted some goofy ass picture of yourself on a 250 looking like a toolbox in the wrong section... don't do that shit again. And PLEASE try and use proper punctuation, grammar, and spelling when you thump out a response between trips to the gay porn buffet that is your web browser... I'll be way too drunk later to read any caveman.

Ricer(s).

Are you masturbating because you cant step up to the challenge, or because you're a skinny little bitch?