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  1. SHUT UP CODYM YOU MARRIED FUCK.
  2. Actually, my friends came to my rescue, but thanks, Mark. And stillman, I wouldn't want to see the girls you could get..... maybe they work at a billiards club?
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    cam'ron

    Are white people even allowed to put an apostrophe in the middle of their names?
  4. I dont think that';s the case at all. The fact that I almost fooled around with a fat chick doesn't bother me, nor has it traumatized me permanantly. If I had fooled around with her, it would have been chalked up to being drunk. If I liked fat chicks, I would admit to liking fat chicks. Good attempt at psychoanalyzing a situation to try and take away from the fact that you and Ben couldn't get a girl between the two of you if you had a fistful of weekend passes in a female prison.
  5. I have not met Stillman's mom. The 600 thread was between mark and I, and I certainly won that one. I havent ever fooled around with a fat chick, but I came close two years ago when I was wasted. I get hotter girls than you do. What is there to argue about?
  6. but... it looks awful.... and probably sounds like ass. Just like your sister.
  7. Make sure they have binoculars beforehand.....
  8. Ok, I'll summarize. Me:" Stillman, you look stupid now, you should grow your hair out and shave" Stillman" Hey man, fuck you. You're a fucker. Who cares if I look like a penis with a mustache, that's NORMAL I tell ya. I'm 21, I rock. I'm sweet, and you arent cool because I was born three years before you." Me: I get bitches naked, and you can't get girls worth looking at. The fact that you are 21 and I'm not doesn't mean shit. You're pretty sad. (insert random, nonsensical momma jok here)" Stillman: Omfg lolz you fucked my mom? joo like fat chix! I'm 21... kekekeke. Faigley: Yeah man *snort*, stillman is cool, heh. ....So I guess that means I win, since you guys still don't have shit on me.
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    cam'ron

    Cam'ron, you're a fag, seriously. You aren't going to win any fights, you're adopted, and your parents don't love you. Your mom, however, is a beast in the sack.
  10. Pacific Poker, an online Poker program, is offering $25 to anyone who gets referred by a friend who already has pacific poker. If anyone likes playing online or is looking to get into it, Pacific poker is a great program (and you get $25 just for signing up...), let me know, and Ill refer you.
  11. Damn doug your turbo sucks, ill dono 5 dollars to a new one or a rebuild. www.Majesticturbo.com
  12. Wow, you're lucky Im hosting a beer pong tourney, or I'd have all your money...
  13. boooooooooo, see you at Halloween. OU > Your life. tongue.gif
  14. Hahaha holy fuck. It's yogi!! graemlins/thumb.gif
  15. Right, stillman, good comeback. That shit was about as see thru as the condoms I wear when I rail your mom. I'll be sure to take pictures for you while I'm down there. I guess the fact that I got picked up by a beautiful girl the first night of orientation doesn't really mean anything... you know, since you're 21 and all..... Oh, wait....
  16. Again, it's sweet that you're making fun of me for something I cant control, that you can't either. Your parents fucked three years before mine did, You rock. While you and faigley are out oogling chicks you can't get in bars on high street, I'll be getting countless hot bitches naked in Athens. I hope it's ok that they're 18 or 19 and not 21.... Oh man, I wish I was 21 like you guys....
  17. hey cody, I won the tourney tonight.... and my triple A hasnt been used yet.
  18. Oh shit, you're old enough to by your own beer. You were born before I was, good job. If making yourself look like a beatnik is normal, than you should be trying to look as different as possible....
  19. http://bluepyramid.org/ia/un.gif You're the United Nations! <font size="3">Most people think you're ineffective, but you are trying to completely save the world from itself, so there's always going to be a long way to go. You're always the one trying to get friends to talk to each other, enemies to talk to each other, anyone who can to just talk instead of beating each other about the head and torso. Sometimes it works and sometimes it doesn't, and you get very schizophrenic as a result. But your heart is in the right place, and sometimes also in New York.</font> <font size="2" face="Times New Roman">Take the <a href="http://bluepyramid.org/ia/cquiz.htm">Country Quiz</a> at the Blue Pyramid</font></font></p>
  20. its because you look like a fucking tool now. Cut your beard and grow your hair out, cueball.
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