Devils Advocate

There are some ingorant dumshits hollering at people in this thread, and that's funny. Tilley, your car may be fast enough to assasinate shirtless, pants-wearing bears, but my penis is so big that it splits sisters in half.

Women looooooooooove it in the face.

Shut the fuck up, jesus.

Hooray, beer!

It's on my to-do list.

Babies are fun

That turbo is so crazy

Fuck that guy

The ever-important question: Do you like Boobies?

It's all for you, Jhon.

Condoms shmondoms.

Holy shit, that kid talked shit <i>about my girlfriend on the internet</i>. I just realized how hysterical that is.

You drove all the way to athens to pick up my girlfriend? Damn dude, desperation is a bitch. You can borrow her for a night, I know that the tiny shit you're packing wont affect my dick groove at all. I've seen you, kid. The only bitches that you're picking up are dykes and thirty year old, 2-kid moms whose husbands left them at the liquor store. You seriously need to drop the pretend autosport, get a real car, and stop bragging like what you and your brother own is sweet. Both of your cars are stupid and queer and slow, and the more that you defend poor taste, the more foolish you look in the eyes of the community. If you want to run shit at whatever burger king you work at, then go right ahead. As long as you stop posting inane shit that amplifies the douchebag scented glow of ignorance emanating from you and your Lady-pimping, tire squeeling, single-gay-male-about-town drift machine, then none of us will be bothered by whatever it is you and your "drifting buddies" do in your free time. I would talk shit to whoever the fuck that truckin guy is, but he hasn't really said anything coherent or worth adressing. Mehtinks he should shut his noob mouth and stop riding teh mustang's nuts.

Shut up Bitch.

Thanks to Frank.

So theres one or two miatas that can smoke stock z06's? Oh wait, they're still miatas. Mustangs get made fun of because they're everywhere, and even the slow ones think they're fast. It's like the honda syndrome; "OMG SOMEHWERE SOMEONE HAS A FOUR SECOND CIVIC SO THAT MEANS MY DX WITH A FART PIPE JUST DROPPED FROM AN 18 SECOND QUARTER MILE TO A 14 SECOND!!!!!". The owners of mustangs is what make it fun to make fun of them. Miatas are soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo girly.

It's like bringing a purple knife to a gunfight.

Geoff couldn't be a bigger douchebag.

Wait, Michigan lost? Again? To who?!

Ignorance is fun for you, isn't it. (13.4 isn't fast, stop telling people that it is.)

Actually, Frat Life > getting shot in the face > Dorm life

Damnit marc beat me to it. Anyway, Keith shows us once again that he's as worthless as a condom to a eunich.

100% Readable.

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