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God Damnit Cockbagel Is My Word. I Want Royalties, Anthony.

Desperado loses.

That was the craziest motherfucking thing I have ever seen. The fun part is, when we were all on the field after the game celebrating, instead of chanting "O H I O", we were all chanting "Let's get Shitfaced" for some unknown reason. Fuck Pitt, Got Frank?

35-14

Yer Gay.

You need more liquor in your system.

Mark knows. Mark, you better be down here for homecoming, My highschool physics teacher is going to bring all of his buddies from '92 down here. We also recently got in touch with one of the founders from 67, which rocks. Me and My friend Owen, who was in the winter class last year, are co-recruiting chairs, and have been doing a sick ass job so far. Rumor on the street is that our house has kicked it harder than any frat has in a decade, and we're topping that this weekend. We're looking forward to a fall class of THIRTY or so. Friggin sick. Chadwick, yeah, I know two. Chris Logan and Tom Huegel. Pikes are alright, we have no beef with any of 'em. They mostly keep to themselves.

Kyle G and the Mogranator need to come as well, if the little welding engineer that could hasn't left for Indiana yet.

Yeah, so this OU thing is fucking nuts. I'd like to know when Berbs and Chad and Steele and Andrew and Jesse are coming down for a "Let's get really fucking drunk and shoot inanimate objects and drop televisions off of high buildings" weekend. In case you were wondering, the pussy down here is INCREDIBLE, too. Post in here if you want to come and when.

Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiicer.

Vince Young makes people look silly, but I'll go ahead and agree with both Lee Corso AND Kirk Herbstreit and say that The National champions will most definitely be The Ohio State University. Teddy, AJ, Troy, Justin, and the rest of the crew are way too good to let anything other than that happen. You can damn well bet that Hawk has had a picture of Young taped to his locker allllllllll year, and saturday he finally gets to smash a real live helmet that's filled with Vince's head.

You guys are all fucking stupid. Racing and asking for cars is the gayest shit ever. If your bike/car/rollershoes can beat his only if you get a ten car/bike/shoe head start, then who the fuck cares? His mode of transportation is still faster than yours. Also: Car that beats bike = badass, but bikes that brag about beating cars = gayyyyyy

Who are the people that approve projects like these, and what the fuck are people who drive these putting into their bodies?

Hooray

Any Jackass who says that women in Colorado are hotter than Ohio's hasn't been to OU. OU > all, especially when you're partying as hard as Me and the Brothers are.

Damnit. I was going to have ou paint a car for me some day.

Weak, Homofag. Cards?

Don't even make me say anything.

What? Those are both definitely related. that's what we like to call adaptation. If you need to grow another arm to survive in a situation, it will happen over a very long period of time. Some organisms do this more quickly, and smaller changes obviously happen more quickly, but what you named as possible and impossible are both totally related.

Evolution is true. Please show me evidence that it isn't.

THAT thing runs the undergroung club scene? Give me an outfit like that and an umbrella. HOWS THAT IMAGE FOR YALL!??!?!

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

Shut up Phil, you don't know shit about GM.

China? We need to start tapping the South American oil reserves.

That's it, I'm tired of seeing posts by people on here that contain such spelling atrocities as "saterday" and "camero" (especially when you OWN ONE). We're going to make a list of words that the majority of you fucktards fuck up on a regular basis. -Sunday -Monday -Tuesday -Wednesday -Thursday -Friday -Saturday -Camaro -There (as in a place or where something is. Ex: Cletus, I put your Busch Light on the spool, over there.) -Their (denotes possession of something. Ex: I stole Their women because they are dumbass rednecks) -They're (Shortened version of They Are. Ex: They're stupid rednecks. They're at the store buying fixadent and pork rinds.) -Commander (NOT cammeder, you fucktard) -Squid (What all of the CO stunners except for chad are. These all end up smushed into the pavement at one point or another, and require commercial grade spatulas and a pressure washer to be put in their coffins. Squids suffer severe allergic reactions to thought proccesses produced by actual human brains, and may be mentally beaten into submission by being asked questions relating to anything but stopping a motorcycle on one wheel in the middle of a highway.) That's all I have for now. If your IQ exceeds that of a Greyhound bus (The actual bus, not the passengers... although, it isn't like there's much of a difference there, is it?) Feel free to contribute to this thread. If your are a "CO STUNNA OMGNOEZ!?!?!", Please don't waste your entire week's allowance of brain waves to come up with something semi-intelligible. Instead, go headbutt and active circular saw and save the rear end of somebody's truck from recieving an unwanted wheelie bar. Bitches.