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Devils Advocate

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  1. It made my ears bleed today... But only because it's got a half Bridgeport and no cat.
  2. Devils Advocate

    Who is?

    OMFG NOEZ YOU ANGRARD TEH SONNY!!!!!!!!!!!ONE!!!!1 STREETFIGHT!!!
  3. Timothy Mcveigh was a terrorist... OMFG KILL WHITEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!NOEZ!!!!
  4. Apprently, neither do you. If you own a car that can only be raced at speeds under 100 miles an hour, from a dig, on the third tuesday of every other month that doesn't begin with a J or a D, and only if the moon is in the fourth phase, when gas is exactly 2.11456786 dollars per gallon from the sunoco on sunbury road... You don't have shit worth racing either.
  5. Devils Advocate

    Linn.35

    Sawbinder, <3 I'm very glad that you don't wear gear, the less stupid riders out there the better. Please die sooner, rather than later.
  6. OMFG LOOK I CAN TRYPE IN KAPS LOX TOU LOL IT MAKES ME PHUNER!!!!! KEKEKEKEKEKEKE CARS 2 DIGGERN ROLL RAYS IS 2 GAY 2 FURRIOUS!!!!!! OMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMG I PEY FUR MAY MURSTING WITH MY MUNNIES FROM MY JERB AT MECDUNALSDss!!!!!!!!!
  7. So what you're saying is that You won't change your normal habits for him (even though he challenged you- You nutless bitch), but you want him to cchange for you? Wipe the dirty sand out of your sloppy, gaping vagina and race your car from something other than exactly what it was "built" (duct tape comes to mind) for. You're a huge Pussy.
  8. I swear tog od grove city is sitting on top of the largest undiscovered uranium deposit in the world. That, or the water has enough feces in it to kill a bear.
  9. I'm down for some movage help. Brandon, I have kryptonite for your roids...
  10. Grove city will: Jump your mother. Just yell more. Jimmywhack young men.
  11. Sweet man, good to see you back safe. I also might have a photojob for you, but it's automotive. PM me.
  12. You going to actually race people once this goes on? graemlins/eek2.gifgraemlins/eek2.gif ........<3
  13. Seth, put an SBC in your car if it still has no motor. That would be SIIIIIICCCKKKkkk
  14. Why is this kid allowed on the board? He has a geo storm, and obviously has no grasp of either the englush language or what it takes to function in society. He will contribute absoltuley nothing but poor grammar and/or shallow racism. I vote Ban.
  15. My mom wants one of those, they look Badass. What kinda of power do they have?
  16. Devils Advocate

    fng

    We All hate both of you, please die.
  17. Which do you pref... Oh, you don't race. Thanks for starting this thread though.
  18. Matt, don't make me beat your ass. graemlins/eek2.gif
  19. Please refer to the other thread. -:- SKWERLING ALERT OMFG -:- Rob, you really want a dig race, I'll get you one. You'll have to put up a chunk of change, homeboy. -:- END SKWERLING -:-
  20. People who need to work u nder their cars without the E-brake on, or possibly fill up their gas tank with the car running while smoking a cig and talking on the phone: 1. Red Devil, since MY current vehicle is faster than hers, I didn't know that it was possible to fry 3 clutches in 8 weeks on a civic, and the fact that she is the queen squirrell of ALL TIME. 2. Gearhead. No Grammar, No Sense, and No Balls. 'Nuff said. 3. Anyone swinging off either of these two's nuts. I swear to god, I didn't think you could hang so many douchebags from a pair of balls that tiny. GET. THE. FUCK. OUT. OF. HERE.
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