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Rotarded1647545491

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  1. Dammit.....I'm spotting right now. Maybe some other time.
  2. I called and got VM. Why did it tell me "With some imagination, a little warm liver and a lot of chianti it can be sOOOOOOO much more....."?
  3. Christ, didn't any of you catch this? Maybe you should change your screen name to DumbassCarl? I prefer suburbia on the outskirts of a large midwest city. Close enough to all the trappings (ie. culture, shopping), but far enough outside the city proper to avoid the traffic, indigents, clutter of the city. No septic tanks and well water for me.
  4. That's the first picture of Tilley that I have ever seen where is is not doing his "Magnum" or "Blue Steel" pose. I guess Hansel wasn't available for that photoshoot.
  5. Then I don't feel that bad about watching the video of you receiving "fire in the hole" at work. Do you get promoted to "shift leader" after so much time and abuse in the drive-thru?
  6. I'll be at work.........but not working: 20 people, $2.5 million Villa, Poker, pool table, 5 plasmas, Full bar (and I mean EVERYTHING you'd find at a real bar including wine list), 36 suites within 100 yards, and the Executive Chef preparing all the food to order, on premise. I think I got it covered. This year I am absolutely sure that there will not be a shortage of Patron before the end of the first quarter (fawking Fitzgeralds) like last year.
  7. "Yeah, I'd appreciate that. When the time is right I'll hit you up and see if something can be worked out." GOD DAMMIT. It would take two fucking seconds, and a just a brief moment of clear thought, for you to actually make this a intelligible post. Please forward me the name of your English teacher. I will then forward it, and also some of your posts, to the State Board of Education in the form of a formal complaint.
  8. Is that a Minuteman Racing sticker on the back window?
  9. My new screen saver: http://www.fotosearch.com/comp/phd/PHD218/squeegee-~-OS28031.jpg
  10. http://images.11rich03.multiply.com/image/4/photos/38/500x500/25/YouFail.jpg?et=3LcwMdnRspxzi37s6TvusA&nmid=72776011
  11. It's GODZIRRA! http://images.craigslist.org/010204010307010401200712273cc644d85d9dd6e691005823.jpg
  12. http://images.craigslist.org/010209010308010401200712315fa7bbbbdd07917cc100fe69.jpg
  13. http://images.craigslist.org/01011001160101040220080101dcf25e97f6fa856929009a59.jpg
  14. I tried calling several times but I got voicemail. Will you be off soon? I think this girl likes me, but I'm too shy to ask her out or something. Sam, I know you will tell me what to do. you are the best with chicks. You and that Dr. Johnny Bravo dude.
  15. For those of us who have been to Mexico, I ask you this: Did you ever actually witness a Mexican drinking a Corona? I know I didn't. There is a reason for this, don't you think?
  16. American: Red Hook ESB German: Warsteiner Premium Verum Belgian: Hoegaarden English: Boddington's Pub Ale Irish: Guinness Mexican: Fuck Mexican beer. Drink MEZCAL
  17. Fixed it for you. http://forums.hybridz.org/showpost.php?p=624147&postcount=3 http://www.240sxforums.com/forums/showthread.php?t=106245 http://www.sromagazine.com/boards/general-tech/40584-gas-mileage-sr20det.html http://forums.nicoclub.com/zerothread/288682 http://forums.freshalloy.com/showthread.php?t=144929
  18. Seems you know "Jack" http://findarticles.com/p/articles/mi_m3190/is_n5_v27/ai_13387567
  19. Why link? It's work safe? http://files.blog-city.com/files/M05/131241/p/f/sharpies.jpg
  20. I'll "probly" go all Grammar Nazi on you if you post like this again. This is not AIM!
  21. It stems from the fact that you are a natural blonde but dye and style you hair to better fit in with your "Color Me Badd" band mates. According to the Wikipedia Journal of Psychology, Fall 1987 issue "Rocket Scientists and Babes of the PacTen", Blondes have a genetic predisposition disposition to Shiny Object Distraction Disorder. Oddly enough, this also explains your imperviousness to injury by the canine genus. CRAZY, isn't it? Triple post block #2 bitches.
  22. No matter how you prep and paint it, that front fascia will still look like a largemouth bass... Kidding. Are you planning to stick with the Competition Yellow Mica color? If so be prepared for a really expensive paint job. The paint alone will run over a grand. Then add more for the the labor of a multi-coat process.
  23. Admit it. It wasn't the thread I started, it was the shiny object that I flashed in front of you. You are sooooo S.O.D.D..
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