I plead the 5th.
I'm over protective of it it, pretty much.
I wont strap my canoe to the top of it, though the roof can support a house (it's also the only car I have that's longer than the canoe).
I wont put a hitch on it, though the car can pull homes.
I don't let my boy eat in it, even though leather wipes up easy.
I wont drive it in snow, even though its got LSD and traction control
I spend too much time waxing it, I don't keep myself this clean
It floats down the highway, but I wont take it on long vacation trips.
It runs with a quickness, but I don't want to open lap it.
I need a workhorse, not a work of art.