I plead the 5th.  
I'm over protective of it it, pretty much. 
I wont strap my canoe to the top of it, though the roof can support a house (it's also the only car I have that's longer than the canoe). 
I wont put a hitch on it, though the car can pull homes. 
I don't let my boy eat in it, even though leather wipes up easy. 
I wont drive it in snow, even though its got LSD and traction control 
I spend too much time waxing it, I don't keep myself this clean 
It floats down the highway, but I wont take it on long vacation trips. 
It runs with a quickness, but I don't want to open lap it.   
I need a workhorse, not a work of art.