Science Abuse

hehe, hell yes, good stuff. I wish I'd been around for that, a good scare is good for you every now and again.

http://www.wccusd.k12.ca.us/rhs/rhs_denyer/staff/illiterate%20-%20write%20for%20help.jpg

who's paying the buy back to put the drivetrain into a go cart?

yes, and I was much more easily amused when I saw that one for the first time. The classic end scene makes a reappearence in this version.

In responce to hot ass French reporter chick. I was half assed watching 10 TV, looked up and saw Sumi Das....dayum. Only pics I can fand and post now, gotta run to work: http://home.insightbb.com/~jboze3131/Image763.jpg http://dsrphoto.com/images/sumi_das.jpg [ 28. June 2005, 07:14 PM: Message edited by: The Stig ]

AEP thanks you tongue.gif

woman won free passes to the lennox advanced showing tonight. Got "wanded" twice, they're strict with the cameras.

I think we witnessed his finest moment: F1 IS a sport that is entertaining, rather then entertainment disguised as a sport.

There are no spoilers because everyone here should know that IN THE END THEY ARE ALL KILLED BY HUMAN VIRUSES! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD if you didn't know that, GO BACK TO SCHOOL! tongue.gif Anyways, in summation; It is quite worth seeing. Forgetting everything you've heard about Tom Cruise makes him easier to stomach, he's not realy all that bad an actor. There are mild improvizations, of course. Morgan Freeman brings you into, and takes you out of, the movie with narration from the first and last lines of the book, slightly modified to suit "the beginning of the 21st century". Special effects leave nothing to be desired, good stuff. I honnestly think they'd have been better off with cylinders falling from the sky, though. My only gripe was the abrupt ending. It's like Steve said "Well, I dont wanna shoot anymore movie, lets make'm all sick now", and it was so. Overall, good flick. I would have enjoyed it much more if I didn't learn to read as a kid, and hadn't paid attention in public grade school. Despite having read it, and knowing it, and the quintessential "the book is better then the movie", I'd still have paid $7.50 to see it and not feel cheated. Dakota Fanning is just too damn good, she must be a machine or reincarnation. [ 29. June 2005, 11:03 AM: Message edited by: The Stig ]

DP representin'

this is so good it just HAS to be fattening. http://www.skippypodar.net/WebGallery/Miscellaneous/byebye-thread.jpg

mmmmmmmm, reds, I still like the smell. how I quit: Relentless self abuse. I made it a pride thing, and I was big on that back in the day. Kind of a masocist about it, too. The more it sucked, the better I felt about it. "FUCK YEAH, BRING IT ON!!!!!" kinda attitude. It got old, but it worked. Quit Cold turkey, been smoke free for....ehhh 5 years I think. So, it helps to be nuts. Lazy will make it harder. Tip: sugar free gum. When you want a smoke, chew gum. It will give your mouth something to do, and your dentist will laud you for it.

yes. page = bad juju

You are incorrect, sir. graemlins/thumb.gif Top heavy is a realative term. You in a shopping cart may only be 250 lbs, but you damn sure dont want to have to corner hard. Put an adult human in that tiny thing, and you'll throw off the C.O.G. by a foot. Lighten it more and you raise it further. You're not thinking in 3 dimensions. I've rolled Golf Carts on flat pavement, its the same principle. Put a boosted 350bhp gixxer plant up front...AND in back, and it will be truely insane. Not only that, but it will have added lower weight, front and rear, and will be more stable.

yeah but....you suck. tongue.gif My 4R70W won me many a bracket event. I still hd to drive it, but as long as I didnt he same thing, and noted the conditions, I'd be within a tenth every time, even with shity traction.

for along the same reason the GT1 and CLK GTR were banned from racing, trouble keeping the rubber in contact with the asphalt. That would be a horrible autoX car, way too top heavy. But 200-250 hp would be fun as hell.

you need high budget effects for white guys.

hehehe, good stuff No???? Linky? smile.gif

The same goes for burgers and burrito's, man. graemlins/nonono.gif best pic I got: http://www.summitpost.org/images/146732.jpg

Mad Max, giving answers questions he wrote, and being consulted by a legal team:

http://mark8.org/users/ponyfreak/web/viper/turbo/DSC03883.JPG Didn't they use that in Fargo to chip up steve buscemi's character?

thats all you need to hear. graemlins/lol.gif

Long pants, and check often. graemlins/thumb.gif I'm out. It's damn hot, and a kid inside is an oven in and of itself. Have fun, dont die.

Friday: Ralf Schumacher"Wow, here i cam back at Indy doing my practice laps, last year I had the worst crash of my career right up in this upcoming turn, my right rear tire blew BLAOW! OH GOD, MY RIGHT READ TIRE JUST BLEW, I'M SPINNING INTOT HE SAME DAMN WAL, WHY GOD WHAAHAYYYYYY!!!SMASH Michellin Oh hsit, our tires are teh suck! Quick air ship new ones from france! FIA This could result in 14 cars not making grid, lets think up a solution. IMS Announcers Welsome to the USGP, everything is great for racing! Buy Race day Tickets! saturday; Michelin Our new tires are here....FACK they suck too!! Hey FIA, lets talk Bernie Eccelstone/FIA Attention all, Team principals meeting. Jean Todt I cant be bothered with a meeting, I'm reading my Machiavelli. Teams and Bernie at meeting Hey cool, we've got something of a solution, lets run it by everyone. drivers meeting, Drivershey, sounds like you got a plan, we want to race. Ferrari drivers We dont disagree, but its up to our Feurer, Jean Todt Jean Todt I cannot be bothered with this, I'm calling my boyfreind Max. Bernie and teams FUCK, this is a serious problem, especialy being in the US. IMS Announcers Welcome to USGP Qualifying, everyhting is cool, nothing is a'miss, buy your race day tickets now, it'll be great! Sunday Max Mosely, FIA head Your plan sucks, I dont care what anyone says. If you try to change anything I'm canceling hte race outright. It will be run as is by any cars that dont have Michelins! Bernie Eccelstone Shit, my boss if a fucking moron, we need a ful grid. Hey bridgestone guys, we need to you to stick it to Max by boycotting the race. This will make an honnorable statement to the fans. Ferrari Fuck you and your mother. We have bridgestones, we will race and win and get points. Jordan Look, this is our first chance to score points since 99. Our sponsors say we gotta race. MinardiFuck we hate Max, we want to, but our sponsors want us to run, its out of our hands. BernieFUCKING..RAT BITCH FUCKASS SONOFA MOTHERLESS GOAT SEX BITCH MOSELY/FERRARI!!!!! IMS announcers WELCOME to the USGP. We've got 20 of the fastest cars int he world ready to race for you. Hey you outside, buy GA tickets now! It'll be great. state policeDont mind our riot gear, or the fact that there's not 5 times as many of us 20 cars take grid Parade Lap 14 cars enter the pits and park 6 cars start IMS AnnouncersOMFG NOEZ! There seems to be a problem that caught us completely off guard!? fans WTF? Flavio i'm still a millionaire right? Frank Williams i'm still a millionaire right? Jean Todt I'm still a millionaire right Satan? Tony George I'm still a millionaire right Satan? Satan Yes, you're both stil millionaires fansWait, the cars aren't leaving the garages, WE'VE BEEN HAD! IMS Announcers Ladies and gentlemen please, this isn't our fault, please dont set anything on fire or beat up any cops. fans WE WANT TO SET FIRES AND BEAT UP COPS! But we dont want to end up in Git'mo, so we will just throw trash, and shout profanity, and flick the cameras off! Broadcasters The technology doesn't exist to block out all those fingers. 6 fans from india OH MY GOD, THIS IS THE GREATEST DAY EVER, GO JORDAN! Go Narain! race ends Shit Shit to tower, shit to tower. This is USGP Shit Storm on route to fan, estimated intercept after press conference, over. Tower Roger that Shitstorm. Fan prepared for intercept. Internet ready to spread it around, over and out.

Were not. graemlins/nonono.gif Were going to meet you guys at the tunnel. Park the car, walk less then 1/4 mile on a more or less straight line down the old railroad track bed (level ballast, about 10 ft wide). You suckers are going to be doing the hard stuff, we're drving down like yuppies. The nice things about railroad tracks, you pull up the rails, but the bed of ballast remains, and shit dont like growin' there. graemlins/thumb.gif