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When doing the long jump, you dont look at anything but the block. i.e. the thing that marks where you jump from.

bwahahaha I'd have dry humper her. "ow my back, I cant get up, allI can do is jiggle on ya." skeet skeet skeet

haven't had time. It realy looses it's effect after time. Imagine being him and finding a note the day after. Damnit, the diem wasn't carpe'd!

Van = shaggin wagon. Sick would be; "Dont laugh at my caprice, your daughter may be in the trunk" or "Dont laugh at my complexion, I'm wearing your daughters skin" I actualy did think it would be funny to print out buffalo bill bumper stickers saying "It puts the lotion on its skin, or else it gets the hose again!", and sticking them on every Mary Kay caddy I see. [ 13. June 2005, 08:55 PM: Message edited by: The Stig ]

fuck.all.that Who the hell wants that many structures to keep track of?

w3rd unto thy matriarch. tongue.gif But, I have warranties to worry about. I may get away with an exhaust.

I was thinking the exact same thing, though I didn't know about the lounge. Apart from a slight resemblence to a wooden clog shoe, I like the new Loti'. They are incredibly light, and the means to acheive that make them look like cheap crap. I'd love to drive one, though.

You CAN polish a turd....but it's still a turd.

yes http://www.autobytel.com/images/carPics/TestDrv/Lyons/500/STi_scoop_lr.jpghttp://www.otp-vondracek.de/Camaro-Iroc-Daytona-Scoop.jpghttp://www.stingerfiberglass.com/products/grand-am-air/tn/tn_3.jpghttp://www.spectergtr.com/images/ctsv_hood_sm.jpg

I've seen thay he drives, he's got a heavy foot.

he better look out for Jonny Tran

SHHHHHH dont tell everyone! It's notthe same vehicle, it looks better and the sport aero comes with bigger wheels and brakes. http://www.carsextreme.com/pictures/2005-saab-9-2x-aero2.jpg Andrew, my midlife crisis was in highscholl. tongue.gif

holy thread resurection batman!

Specificaly their Saab sales. They are an official dealer, so they will also be having the GM employee discount, yes?

I love tailgating. Last time I got tail gaited, I got a check, some new paint, and a free rental car during the weekend of the Ohio Winter Rally. A 2002 sunfire actualy, did great. graemlins/thumb.gif It was also a great story, He was so focused on rding my ass that he didn't see the red light coming up, the guy hit me and actualy yelled at me; "What was that!?" "That was me, stopping at a red light." He got back in is car and stayed there till the sherrifs showed. [ 13. June 2005, 09:50 AM: Message edited by: The Stig ]

You mean fixed roap work? Thats already going on. graemlins/nonono.gif Alpine Style 4 eva!

what about joining the Civil Air Patrol...er, Corpse, er, Guard, er, whatever it's called. Wouldn't they pick up some of it free? If you've got the finnese, got for a helo liscense, you can make more money and do it locally.

drug related, health code, or busted for "happy endings" in the back room, where's your money? tongue.gif

sweet, a visual aid for the type of attitude I'm talking about, thanks The Jew Thing. graemlins/thumb.gif Now tell us how people need to stay out of your way, cuz you and your bad ass car and 733t street racing crew own these roads!!11!!!1

post'm! that stuffs not for ameteurs, ya know.

yeah, she learned what roll racing is, and that if she gets tailed that closely again, to brake harder.

jesus christ Jon, what the fuck? I actualy agree with you 100% How often does that happen? tongue.gif Back on topic: Dude, never come to this board with relationship problems, unless you want to increase them. You'll either find hopelssly single loosers, of guys who haven't seen their dicks or balls in half a decade because the wife has in the jar she's keeping them in. you're going to get ignorant advice, or horny pent up "I wanna fuck anything thats not wearing a ring I bought!" advice. Listen to what stillman said, accept that last melodramatic part (he's still workin though it, kinda pessimistic ) By you say "I'm not in highschool anymore", I'm willing to bet that you recently were, i.e. you're young. In all honnesty I have no good news to give you. Soon after graduation, 90% of females loose their damn minds. You may get her back, but it wont be any time soon. Mixed signals means "Hmm, I want a good guy eventualy, but I'm just in the mood to party and fuck anything that moves". Happens to everyone, some respond differently. My advice; Relax. You're thinking too much. Stop thinking so hard about what you have to do, how to act, what to say, what should you do, what she's doing, wants to do, etc etc. Just relax, and the best answers will come naturaly. Happyness is built on descisions of 50% mind and 50% heart, with a solid foundation of luck. Let her have her space, but stay in touch. Most importantly, do try to act like anything, be yourself. Step forth into this brave new world of being single, meet as many people as you can, you never know what can happen, it's a beutiful thing. graemlins/thumb.gif Apove all, never post while on pain killers. smile.gif I walked that path once, it killed me, or at least, it killed a part of me that I'd come to enjoy. It's emotional seppuku. If she takes you, you'll feel great. If she doesn't...do you know what seppuku is? I did that for over a year with a freind, and I always had a feeling, she had to know. I'm with someone now who treats me 10x better (totaly too good for me:)), but it's never the same, and never will be, and to this day I still have dreams, I haven't seen her in 6 months, accept in my sleep. Dont put all your eggs in one basket, not untill said basket is in it's late 20's and at least has has a clue what they want. But then again, chance favors the bold! My point? No one has any fucking clue what you need to do, accept you. graemlins/thumb.gif

I'm guessing we have a minor in the thread. And I call into contention the catagorizing of "N'erk" as a town. tongue.gif

That isn't the case at all. At worst, I've flown by people doing twice thier speed. I've never gotten within inces of a stranger, I dont trust them. Andi sure as hell have never gone out of my way to harrass someone who happened to be where we wanted to "play". I assure you she told me everything. I know my sister, and she has no problem talking to me about this stuff. I corrected her on a couple of things. When she first started the story, I stopped her and told her what they were doing, and next time to just get in the right lane and let them by. Then she finished the story, told me about the dick's actions, and that irked me. Think of it as an "honor among theives", but more like "etiquet among racers". There's shit you just dont do. But fact of the matter is, I dont care if they're on bikes or in tanks, when they are out being dumbasses, its not her job, or mine, or anyone elses to accomodate them. Never did I expect anyone to get out of my way so I could race. So I dont care if she lane changed at the wrong time or did somethinmg else to piss them off and motivate him to tail her so closely. It's not a drivers job to be watching out for people acting dumb on the roads. I understand this, thats why I always try to give no less then a full lane between me and other cars when I'm speeding excessively. Think about it, your doing 75, you check your mirror before a lane change and see a tiny HID off in the distance. At a glance, you dont know its a bike doing 150, and that it'll be on top of you in 2 seconds, you just change lanes. Expecting people to react in a way that favors you is outright dumb, and violates the cardinal of public roads; "Never assume anyone else knows what the fuck they are doing", and in the case of racing or "extreme driving", can be amended to; "Never assume anyone else knows what the fuck you are doing." She called the police after having gotten off the highway, you want a girl in a compact talking on her phone while driving in your pack? tongue.gif If she tells me he tailgated so close that she couldn't see his headlights, I believe her. When she tells me he got within inches of her mirror to yell at her, I believe her. When she says they were all over the highway, with no real reguard to lane, I beleive her. This dick isn't even considering the basic rules of riding. Rule 2, as I was told it, is "People will not see you, even whan they're looking right at you", (rule 1 being "you will fall..no, you will, it'll happen, always does"). Basic self preservation under normal legal riding tells you not to get close to cars. If he didnt like something she did, he shouldn't have been racing/stunt riding around her. From what it sounds like, and knowing how she drives, this is probably what happened; She's driving in a middle lane, and a pair of racing bikes racing fly past her on the left, and slow down. Imediately followed by a pack catching up to the racers. They are weaving around and reoganizing for another run, she doesn't get this, so she moves to the right a lane, not seeing a straggler or two hauling ass up behind her, trying to catch the group, which is now slowing down to get ready for another roll race. The straggler has to slow down like hell because he was going real damn fast, and is angry at the car that lane changed in front of him. The logical thing for him to do, of course, is tailgate as close as he can get. graemlins/jerkit.gif Ahead of her, everyone is slowing, so she brakes and moves right to get off the highway, further pissing off the guy a few feet behind her. He gets beside her as close as he can to give her a peice of his tiny cocky mind. This makes me want to hit him in the face with a bat, no matter who he did it to. You are on a bike, you are at a safety disadvantage, but you are not special. There seems to be an idea among many young new riders that everyone else needs to be aware of them and part for them like the red sea for Moses. But that is not the case, because you are not special. You are just piloting another vehicle on the road, you just happened to choose a vehicle with a higher mortality rate then any other, apart from Corvairs and Pintos. [ 13. June 2005, 01:37 AM: Message edited by: The Stig ]

wow, damn shame they arent 3 inch,I just got a great idea for a pop can gun. tongue.gif Shoot me shipping for a 45 and a 90 to 43035. Take paypal?