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I'd have gotten "all up in their grill", I was seriously ready to witness some BS at the polls today. Instead I found a short line and very nice people. So disappointed.

Yeah I could just call "karma" and say I wanted to relax and post without thinking, or I could point out that the only thing which makes this open and shut is his prior conviction. If it'd been some old paranoid fart, lawyers would be activated. Anyone remember the guy that threw 3 shotgun blasts at a kid toilet papering his house? The story ended with "no charges filed".

So..... you're faulting a 4 year old for wiggy paperwork?

Cuz that could have only worked out well for them. :jerkit:

So the birth certificate which has been authenticated by the state will be be taken out, so that the courth may see the seal, then put back? That's simple.

Mao wants you to come live in his country. Buicks are a sign of status over there, too.

Put a spik on your bumper so you can collect them as you go, like a joust.

I would reach...for... my...keeyboard! Eaaaghhsp.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2008/11/03/phony-virgnia-flier-culpr_n_140739.html I wonder if they're staffers on anyones campaign. Magic 8 ball says yes.

http://www.electoral-vote.com/ Follow along......

Change we can beleive in: http://gawker.com/5076025/youth-to-pull-pants-up-for-obama

http://ap.google.com/article/ALeqM5iS7YxBr0N7RQsx127GE1Y7DDh0TgD945N1P81

So this is OK then? http://www.cnn.com/2008/CRIME/11/01/halloween.slaying.ap/index.html?iref=mpstoryview

http://www.politico.com/news/stories/1108/15237.html?123 Booze and shooting, trigger happy, trigger happy every dayeeee.

How close was she? You're allowed to do it if you're X feet away. My polling place had a front lawn covered in campaigns signs from everyone.

Of 19 registered voters, 21 show up: http://corner.nationalreview.com/post/?q=YzZmNmRmNDYwYzAxZTRjZGNlNDIzYTk1YTM2Y2RlZDU=

link? I h8 dat bish

Karl Rove never opens his mouth without the political motivation to help the GOP. This is bullshit that he put up to motivate Righties to get out and vote. This will still be a close race. Seriously, "Obama will get teh landslide while McCain carries all these swing states". wait, wut?

Is that different than any other night?

http://www.autobarndeals.com/catalog/solmj300.jpg

How about when polls close? This is the official threshold of irrelevence. However, maybe we should give the people who are last in line a chance to come home and pull their sign, they'll be there late

Run Over Sign Day The day after election, anyone still displaying a campaign sign is a moron, and deserves to have a couple of tire tracks in their yard for thinking anyone cares about their opinion after the vote. Lets get this on the calendar.

All done. In and out in 20 minutes, and I even had to fill out a provisional ballot (how else could I vote twice as Mickey Mouse?) I passed another polling place; a Baptist church, which had a 200ft line out the door. It was only a mile and a half fom mine.

I haven't left yet... this is going to suck

Time to cram! You've been watching the national shit and you've neglected your local reps!? TIME TO CRAM FOR TOMORROWS TEST! This has been a public service announcement from Science Abuse Motorsports. Seriously, read up on these goons, I'm voting for a mix of Ds and Rs.