That has to be a joke. Look at the way the guy talks....
"How dare you talk about my wife like that, you are lucky I am in the military and am considered a deadly weapon or I would fight you in her honor. As for children we have one on the way now, which is why I married her. She is upset about losing her figure but I still think she looks great."
EDIT: Captain Investogator says:
1. He said he waited until his wedding night to lose his virginity.
2. He just said he married her because they have a kid on the way.
:bs:
Double EDIT: I guess that doesn't renig the fact that someone actually did marry her, but at least they probably aren't as impressed with themselves as this guy is pretending to be.