LOL Some people post the funniest shit.
http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/bos/277482847.html
"I don't want to spend $40 on ANYTHING for these smug douchebags.Cheese is the bastard child, Moo is the morbidly obese cow-like mom to Cheese. I hate these cats."
http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/all/